Now, the fun doesn’t end there. Not only can we laugh at Southern Cal for appearing on a list of shame, but take a gander at some of the other schools on that list. The Pac 12 is rather well represented as well as some other BCS schools:

I’m sure everyone expected the sunny locations of Indiana and Michigan State on this list. Somehow, I almost found that more hilarious than Southern Cal landing at the #8 spot on this list.

Almost.

And what makes this even better? The gold in the comment section of the post. Loyal readers, I introduce you to “rocknkat:”

I went to USC,

Oh, well here comes the defense of his alma mater…

and I can guarantee the girls who are doing this are not paying for expensive USC tuition.

Or not.

I know these girls. I am friends and f-buddies with some of them.

Bro threat level: FULL F’N BRO.

The majority of girls that are doing this are daddy’s girls who are getting their educations paid for by their own, biological daddies(or step-daddies),

but are good-looking, kept (as they came to USC),

Have you seen the girls at your school, bro? They aren’t Southern Cal girls, only the good-looking and kept come here.

and spoiled as all Hell, and only want more money. Period. They know they can prostitute themselves(and actually jokingly admit it) for hard cash(and a LOT of it).  And the new mentality/rationale today is,”Well, it’s ok because I’m doing it because I just don’t have enough money for alcohol, drugs, clothes, shoes, and all the going out me and my friends MUST do every night, all night, and most of the boys we know here don’t have enough to take us out like the high-priced Kim Kardashian whores we want to emulate, so it’s ok!” And that is really about it. The older, wealthier guys they trick with are more than happy to hand them money, hand over fist.

And I thought I had issues writing run-ons.

I’m not even sure where to start here. I mean, Brojan here admits to banging these girls and then gets on a moral soap box. Make up your mind, which side are you on?

It’s ok with me, as I wasn’t planning on marrying any of these girls. So all the benefit, and none of the baggage. Hell, they have supported me during downturns in my wallet!!! So, thanks, dirty old pervs!!!

That’s better. Good to have you back even though we have to ignore the “these girls only bang for money, but I bang them and they pay me” logical fallacy. No big deal, you tell those old dirty pervs what’s up. I bet they don’t even lift, bro.

…Yeah, that was about it…

Gone so soon?

…and if you think UCLA girls aren’t doing this??

Thank you for coming back. Not only that, you are bringing UCLA into this. This is gonna get fun…

I (and my friends) know PLENTY of UCLA hoes that are doing this too. I call them hoes all the time, and they just laugh at it. They don’t care!!! They really, really don’t.

Brojan’s bringing his bros into this. Also:

It’s a new day, if you didn’t know about this kind of thing.

Actually, I was pretty aware today was a new day. You feeling okay, Brojan?

My guess would be that if there are girls doing this for actual tuition money?

That’s not a question, Brojan. I’m getting a little concerned about you, but I guess it’s cool. I know you don’t have time for sentence diagrams or simple logic slaying all that strange.

They are the old-school undercover strippers of the “class”. Working at 4Play and Skin, skeezer-stripper clubs like that. k, Later! -J

So many questions.

How does or why does one become an “undercover stripper”? I mean, are they trying to break down the seedy underworld of the strip clubs that you and your bros visit? How do you get into a gig so young? I mean, does a cop try to recruit teenagers? That seems horribly creepy.

And why is “class” in quotes? Are the undercover strippers undercover students as well? Man, UCLA sounds like a crazy place, Brojan, good thing your at USC with the far less sleazy girls.

Fight On, you should be proud.

/dies of laughter

The Roundup

Speaking of Southern Cal, the Poodle made a return. Only USC would give a guy that helped handicap them the past few years a hero’s welcome and then eat up his denial BS.

Everything about Davaris Daniels’ last season makes a hell of a lot more sense. A whole host of injuries hurt him both on and off the field. Please do the reverse next time: fight through the plan to go to class and don’t kill yourself on the field, please.

It’s definitely the offseason. Even the NFL isn’t immune to people digging for stories, especially when it comes to HOT DRAFT TAKES. This piece sums it all up fairly well.

This might be the most Texas thing ever. High school spends $60 million on a stadium (with tax payer money) and only two years later they had to close it do to cracks around the concourse. Good job, good effort, Allen.

Memo from the rest of college football coaches to Saban, Bielema, and the rules committee: You’re idiots for trying the 10-second slow down rule.

Yep, this section is going to be named after Nix now. I’m not sure what to call it yet, but his combine performance sealed it:

The Booze

Curiosity got the better of me after seeing far too many commercials about the Sam Adam’s Cold Snap seasonal. I must say though, I wasn’t disappointed. It’s not the best white ale that I’ve ever had, but I’d say it’s worth giving a try. Added bonus: consider it your protest for winter to stop.

Protip: Don’t drink this one too cold. It’ll completely kill the flavor. I’d say “slightly chilled” would be the best temp for this brew.

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In five years at Washington, Steve Sarkisian went 34-29, and led the team to four straight bowls. (Tom Hauck/AP)

Guest post by Oscar McBride

Usually, I could give a rip or waste the time and energy on anything that happens at USC, but given the recent developments of Coach Sarkisian’s return to the Southland I couldn’t resist jotting down a couple of thoughts as things progress throughout the week.

I predicted Sark’s return to USC back in 2009… not soon after he left for U-Dub. Having the common sense understanding that Lane Kiffin was nothing more than a program band-aid and unfortunately for SC the only one dumb enough to take the vacancy left by Carroll amidst NCAA sanctions – it made sense that the only viable candidate for the job was Sark… I mean… as soon as the smoke cleared from the NCAA allegations and Reggie Bush was done with his Kardashian fix all bets in LA were off.

If you remember; Sark was a part of the two-headed offensive coordinating monster under Carroll that won two Nattys in the early 2000’s. Hmmmm… let’s see – one of the two (Kiffin) has had three head coaching jobs (none particularly mind-blowing) and has left nothing but turmoil and destruction in his wake much like that of a category six hurricane. So much so that all…and I mean ALL of the programs (Oakland, Tennessee & USC) he’s left still ache from the aftermath of his presence.

Now the other… let’s see – has an impeccable reputation and has been credited with rebuilding a decimated Washington program being bowl-eligible in four of his five seasons there. Although some of the impatient ones in Seattle were ready to hit the panic button, they have to realize Sarkisian inherited a 0-12 team that was at the bottom of the then Pac-10. I mean… you’re Washington for cryin out loud… you can’t expect miracles overnight!

At the end of the day Sark’s record speaks for itself. Good job Pat Haden.

Some of the pseudo-SC fans may even challenge the intelligence of Sark’s hiring given that now he has to clean up his colleagues mess. Duh… go figure.

As one of my coaching colleagues says: “Bruh… listen…”

I may not be a smart man, and my opinion may not be worth much more than the Word document I’m typing it on, but I know that if Sarkisian can take U-Dub from 0-12 to a bowl-eligible program we should all expect great things upon his return to the Land of Troy. The only question remaining is: “Will SC be able to keep Coach Orgeron for their foreseeable recruiting future?”

From the perspective of this Domer… let’s hope not. Orgeron’s recruiting genius coupled with Sarkisian’s offensive play-calling prowess and leadership could present a HUGE problem. Here’s an even better question presented on behalf of my Domer faithful… “Coach Kelly… do you have Coach O’s phone number?”

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I’ve had a planned vacation for a while that starts next week and work has decided to get incredibly crazy so I will be out of the country as soon as I get back. Basically, I won’t be back until July. Seriously.

So I’ll be taking a bit of a hiatus and Bayou will handle the Roundup duties while I’m out. Once the 4th of July weekend hits, I’ll be celebrating independence from craziness (until the next round).

Anyways, to the Roundup.

The Roundup

Pete Carroll is a truther, color me shocked. But can anyone prove he isn’t actually Bea Arthur?!

If only the rest the media saw things as clearly as Brain Kelly. He sees the Vanderdoes situation as pretty cut and dry. And, of course, he’s right.

Speaking of Brain Kelly, the man has some style on the links. Seriously, marvel at this.

Apparently, we’ve learned nothing from Harvey Updyke. Some acts of rivalry shenanigans should just be off limits. Taking a chunk of Howard’s Rock would qualify in that area.

Can’t wait for the Gregg Doyel outrage post on Florida State. I mean, they played “hardball” with Matthew Thomas didn’t they?! SHAME ON THEM!

ND can’t shake the devil from their schedule. It appears the cancelled 2014 game with ASU is back on. And Arizona State has been oh so kind about it.

The Beer

A couple weeks ago, I wanted to try something a little bit different while I smoked some ribs. I initially wanted something with some kind of citrus and ended up stumbling upon this:

Brooklyn Local 2 ended up being quite the pleasant surprise. A dark Belgian style brew with a twist of citrus.

A darker beer that is quite refreshing? Yeah, I’m sold.

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