Comments on: Jarron Jones is Irish!

By: kyndfan

kyndfan — Wed, 31 Aug 2011 15:37:50 +0000

In reply to The Biscuit. Nice!

By: E-Man

E-Man — Wed, 31 Aug 2011 00:53:59 +0000

I was jawing with one of the “small-timey” crowd, and got the come-back: “Well, he hasn’t landed any top tier RBs yet”. Ooooo… the talking point shifts.

By: Brad

Brad — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 22:03:36 +0000

You know, with a lineup like that suggested by Poot, our pass defense should be pretty good. We wouldn’t even need to rush the QB. They could all just stand up, and hold their arms up in the air.

By: The Biscuit

The Biscuit — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 18:47:26 +0000

In reply to PootND. Ah, didnt catch that. But isn't LNIII more than 6'7" WIDE? He could lie down on his side and keep the trend going...

By: OderName

OderName — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 14:11:14 +0000

In reply to Brad. LN3 is actually 7'8" tall. He chooses to morph into a 6'3" body so as to better get beneath the pads of opposing centers and drive them into the end zone, flattening the QB en route.

By: Publius

Publius — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 13:05:41 +0000

In reply to Badhair. The FCC hasn't taken action against Tom Hammond yet, meaning we could probably get away with actual murder on the field

By: PootND

PootND — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 11:52:24 +0000

In reply to kyndfan. Brad is right, I was just trying to show the ridiculous height that we could have along the D.

By: kyndfan

kyndfan — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 11:39:24 +0000

I just saw a news flash. LNIII has reportedly eaten Tuitt. When asked why he did it, he kept saying “poot is wrong! That’s my spot! Poot is wrong!”

By: Brad

Brad — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 11:30:12 +0000

In reply to Badhair. You do have a point. I think with the incoming defensive talent, they will likely have to move ND games over to the Discovery channel, Animal Planet, or maybe National Geographic. People who are used to watching lions take down wildebeasts may not notice much of a difference when these defensive lineman take down a QB. Plus, it may help to have those "The content of this programming is extremely graphic. Viewer discretion is advised" warning prior to coming back on the air. We don't want to scare the kids at home.

By: Brad

Brad — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 11:26:19 +0000

In reply to Nate.

I think the point was merely to show a possible configuration on the front of the defense which would have our tallest guys out there. With all the talent we have coming in on the defensive line, there will likely be multiple configurations, as Diaco’s biggest problem (and luxury) will soon be swapping these guys in and out to get them all playing time (and keep them fresh).

Also, when you put together a hypothetical and incredibly impressive defensive front like that, and you AREN’T including the man, the myth, the legend, LNIII….well, thats says something now, doesn’t it?

What an amazing set of talent we are building. This must be what Alabama and Texas fans feel like all the time.