Originally via the Ripist Blog. Now nuked to oblivion after Shaw admitted lying to USC.

First off, loyal readers, allow me to apologize for sullying Her Loyal Sons with Josh Shaw’s false story. Not only did I decide to run with the story, but I tried to give you warm and fuzzy feelings about a Southern Cal player.

I figured there was no harm in running a story from USC’s official freakin’ website, but, on Wednesday, that same site posted an official statement that Shaw made up the whole thing. And, in the most Southern Cal thing ever, Shaw retained an attorney, but not just any attorney:

https://twitter.com/RegisterUSC/status/504763339084296193

A Trojan just retained Snoop’s lawyer. This is a story that I couldn’t make up if I tried and I do love making up ridiculous Southern Cal stories.

As of this moment, there is no word for what caused Shaw’s mysterious injury. All we know what that he lied and went from out indefinitely with an injury to  being out indefinitely for being an idiot.

I’m not handing out that dunce hat because I believe any of the crazy rumors currently flying everywhere. People are in the “throw crap against the wall and see what sticks” mode right now and I’m not going to add to that. I’m not even going to try and read between the lines of why he needs a lawyer either.

I’m just going to say what I know for sure: holy crap, Shaw, you might be the dumbest person alive for thinking this was going to work.

Of all the excuses for your mystery double ankle injury, you picked the one that was guaranteed to attract the most attention. You could have said you had a freak injury playing basketball or soccer. You could have said you fell down the stairs because of your dog (this actually happened to Texas Ranger pitcher, Derek Holland). Hell, you probably could have said you were trying to reenact a scene from Jackass and you would’ve drawn less attention than what you came up with.

But not only did you save a child’s life, you made that child a family member. Seriously? Did you warn your family about this? I have this mental image of your aunt or uncle getting a phone call asking for a reaction about your heroics and having zero idea of what the hell is going on. I can only assume you thought there would be zero follow-up on the story once USC released it because this is the most short-sighted idea ever.

But you couldn’t stop there could you? You had to embellish the story further, giving details of how you were able to use your amazing upper-body strength to not just crawl to the pool, but into it, grabbing your drowning nephew and and climbing a ladder out because, bro, you lift and you got this.

For your sake, I’m hoping that, as you were spinning this web of lies to your coaches, you took a look down at the ditch you had dug, knew there was no stopping it now and just figured the only play left was to go all-in and hope for the best.

Pro-tip for next time: don’t go all-in with 7-2 offsuit.

And Southern Cal…just what in the blue hell were you thinking by releasing this before vetting the story?

The only thing that I can logically come up with is that someone tipped you off that ESPN or some other national outlet had the story (but based on the fact the flood came well after the USC release, I doubt it) and you figured that you had to get out in front of it. Even if that was the case, it’s still the dumbest move possible on your end.

Say someone else does get the story. Just deny the hell out of it until you talk to people. This story had holes blown in it almost immediately so it’s not like you’d have a “What is USC hiding?!” narrative. Any journalist that ran with it would have been promptly made the fool, but you were more than happy to take that role.

And before anyone says “but Manti Te’o”, just stop. Te’o was a victim of a hoax. As far as he knew, his story was true. Ask his family and friends, they would think it’s true. Remember, they actually talked to “Lennay”.

Lennay wasn’t created by Te’o, but this entire story of epic heroics was 100% crafted by Shaw. I have a feeling a few phone calls to friends and family would have saved Southern Cal a load of embarrassment. Even if they were taking Shaw at his word, it’s surprising that they didn’t want to reach out to a thankful family member for Shaw’s supposed life saving efforts and promote the hell out of that quote.

Logic took a leave of absence at Southern Cal. The end result? Irish fans are dying of laughter and, even worse, ESPN dubs you a “clown college” and crowns UCLA the team of LA:

Fight On!

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via The Ripist Blog

EDIT [8/28 1:40 AM ET]: And the story is completely fake. Update and my reaction can be found here. I’m keeping the rest of the article below to keep an honest archive of my reporting.

EDIT [8/26 1:46 PM ET]: There is a chance the below story could be false based on information from USC today:

USC coach Steve Sarkisian says the story of Josh Shaw saving his drowning nephew might be false and will be vetted by the university.

— Yahoo Sports College Football (@YahooSportsCFB) August 26, 2014

Sources told me incident did not involve family party or rescuing nephew from pool. #USC investigating claims

— InsideUSC (@InsideUSC) August 26, 2014

I will continue to track this as it develops. – Tex.

Usually I don’t ever see a need to create a post specifically for a story about a player on a rival team. What Josh Shaw did though definitely warrants it.

According to the Ripsit Blog on the official USC football site, Shaw will be out indefinitely after suffering two high ankle sprains while rescuing his nephew that was drowning. Shaw jumped off a second story balcony (yes, you read that right), suffered the ankle sprains, crawled into to the pool, and managed to save his nephew using only his upper body to hold him and grab a nearby ladder.

As if that selfless act wasn’t enough, get a load of this quote from the story:

“I would do it again for whatever kid it was, it did not have to be my nephew,” Shaw said today.  “My ankles really hurt, but I am lucky to be surrounded by the best trainers and doctors in the world.  I am taking my rehab one day at a time, and I hope to be back on the field as soon as possible.”

What a class act, color me impressed.

Unfortunately for Shaw, his heroic acts has placed him on the shelf indefinitely. I can only imagine how hard it is for a CB to rehab off of one ankle sprain much less two. I’m sure the recovery will be rough for Shaw, but I’m also sure that’s really the last thing on his mind right now.

You never wish any kind of injury on your rival (well, okay some terrible people do) much less one caused by something this crazy off the field. The most important thing is that both Shaw and his nephew will be okay.

Get well soon, Shaw, and I hope you will be able to line up against the Irish come November.

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