HLS has obtained an exclusive photograph of the official Michigan Fan "Game of the Apocolypse" Gear. This gear will be worn by a large number of Michigan Fans as they enjoy all of what Columbus has to offer this weekend. As you can see, the Michigan Fan will arrive in Columbus fitted with everything they'll need to withstand the elements, such as: Flame Retardent Skin Shatter Proof Face Mask Chemical Resistant Coating Knee Pads Kevlar Enforce Body Armor Balistic Outer ...
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Even Michigan’s Admin Know: OSU = DANGER DANGER!!!
Michigan's administration warned students and MI fans to watch their backs in a recent announcement about this weekends game. Amongs the ingenious tactics: Don't drive in a car with MI plates Minimize MI gear or wait until inside to display it Okay, first of all minimizing MI gear should be done all of the time. But, it simply won't work here. Insane/hormonally imbalanced/irrational/drunken/meathead/idiotic tOSU fans will spot any Maize or Blue anywhere in the state that ...
Florida’s Weed Problem Growing Like Weeds
Urban Meyer is a man on a mission. A mission to earn a spot in the National Championship game. But that mission may be derailed if this sort of thing keeps up. WCJB-TV 20 Sports has learned Florida defensive end Jarvis Moss has been suspended for Saturday's game against Western Carolina. Moss tested positive for marijuana. After practice Tuesday night, Gator head coach Urban Meyer would only say "We're dealing with something right now, but I'm not ready to announce that." Shocking. Really. ...
We’ve Got Swag! Yes We Do! And We Want It All To Be Won By You!
Ready! OK! Sorry, that was lame. I'd intended to make this post with a pic of Will Ferrel cheering from that SNL skit, but I couldn't find one. Anyway, what is very not lame, is this: HLS is having their first ever readers' contest. What's even more very not lame is that the good folks a A&E Home Video have provided us with actual, desireable items that people, like you, might actually want! And all this just in time for Christmas! I wont waste your time. You don't really care ...
Ouch.
This is the first actual TV footage I've seen from the Air Force/ND game. And by actual TV Footage, I mean that highschool production by CSTV. Weeee! Primary Colors! [youtube]4Ey0NQVFo9A[/youtube] ...
Bowden Out at FSU.
No. Not that Bowden. No. Not that Bowden. He works for ABC. No. Not that one either. He's still coaching at Clemson. The other Bowden. The one so horrid at his job that even Daddy ain't keepin' him around no more. Thanks to EDSBS for pointing out Jeff's "resignation." It reminds us of George Bush 1's "resignation" from the office of the president, except with less offensive firepower. [youtube]XnOnDatqENo[/youtube] See Jeff? That's offensive firepower! ...
A Call For Change
Well, that didn't take long. ...
Vote Quinn for Heisman. Literally. No, Seriously Go Do It!
So I didn't know this, and apparently many other ND fans didn't know it either based on the percentage breakdown of the votes (currently 8% for Brady Quinn), but YOU CAN VOTE FOR BQ FOR THE HEISMAN. In a slick marketing move, Nissan gets a single vote for the Heisman and they have decided to leave that vote up the public. Based on my weekly rants about how much ESPN sucks and biases the votes towards Smith, or anyone else not from ND, this may be our only way of helping out our boy Brady in ...
A Very Brady Heisman?
So says Mark Kiszla of the Denver Post. A Heisman candidate must do two things to earn my vote. The player must lift his team to a level unimaginable without him. He must drop jaws so often that any working man would drop hard-earned cash to buy a ticket and watch him play. Running back Ray Rice, the best thing to happen in more than a century of Rutgers football, meets those qualifications. But nobody has more of the right stuff than Quinn. I think this is what he means. ...
ESPN’s Todd McSucks Continues the Madness
Here is Todd McLame's take on the Heisman race to date, focusing in on his #1 and #2 Smith and Quinn, respectively: 1. Troy Smith, QB, Ohio State Troy Smith had his worst showing of the season in a near miss versus Illinois two weeks ago, but he recovered nicely with a four-touchdown outing in the Buckeyes' drubbing of Northwestern on Saturday. Some argue against Smith because Ohio State's schedule wasn't overly difficult and because Smith's numbers are short of exceptional. I completely ...