After deep and methodical research, the kind that 'journalists' employ every day in their lame diatribes against the Irish, it has been confirmed that Mr. Mark May of ESPN does, indeed, suck. Really, I've proved it. I did a Google search for Mark May Sucks and I got 1,460,000 web page hits in under .25 seconds! Imagine what Google would've found if it had taken a minute to search, or even 3 or 4!!! So with that, it's proven: he sucks.  The crazy thing is that those evergreen ...
Notre Dame Football
Repetitive Repitition Makes Quinn Tired, Weary
Brady Quinn is tired. Tired of hearing about how bad ND is and how they're gonna lose the Sugar Bowl by 43 trillion. Tired of people like Mark May discussing how unworthy this Notre Dame team is to be in a BCS game. Tired of hearing "Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses on 103.9 The Bear played over and over again. And tired of telling everyone that the damned song is not sung by Joan Jett. "I get tired of hearing how bad we are," Quinn said Wednesday. "I mean that's all people are saying ...
Christmas Comes Early for GT’s Calvin Johnson: Reggie Ball Ineligible for Bowl Game
Calvin Johnson's draft status took a bump today when it was announced that Reggie Ball answers questions to tests as well as he hits the sides of barns with footballs. As a result, Ball will not be playing in Georgia Tech's bowl game. Reggie Ball is now only slightly less likely to complete a pass to Calvin Johnson in the bowl game. ...
Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here
Charlie Weis had a press conference yesterday. A news conference so long and so chock-full of info that he actually laid out a lunch spread for reporters in attendance. I took a look at the transcript. It was like reviewing my freshman year physics notes - very long and very intimidating. I hope those reporters had comfy chairs. Here's what I gleaned from it in 45 seconds: LSU has the offensive balance of a tight-rope walking puma. LSU's QB, JaMarcus "Big M" Russell is Daunte ...
You’ll Know It When You See It
It's been so long since we've seen/heard/read anything that Charlie's actually said that we almost forgot how it feels. That burning sensation you get as the words filter in and hit your bloodstream, making you feel warm, almost too hot at first, and then you get shivers. At first you miss it. Then real life hits you across the head and you damn near forget about it. But then this comes along, and it all come back to you like the five for five deal at Arbys 3 hours later if you tried to ...
Suck it, MBAs. You too, this guy’s liver.
LOS ANGELES--On behalf of HLS, I would like to extend a "thank you" to this large-handed lad for putting the "gat" back in the Notre Dame tailgater, to "Crazy Tom's Emporium of Inanity" for pointing it out, and to just plain Tom for pointing it out to me. Are those rappity songs still using "gat" these days? [youtube]GZiuzbRj5_I&eurl=[/youtube] ...
The Jimbo Fischer Watch
Jimbo Fischer. The name just strikes the fear of god into the hearts and minds of Notre Dame fans everywhere. And by "Notre Dame fans everywhere," I mean those of us who are so totally obsessive about Notre Dame football that we can name all of the coordinators for our opponents thru the next 4 seasons. So, pretty much all of us, right? Anyway, Jimbo Fischer is the Offensive Coordinator, Football, Louisiana State University. And he's a hot commodity. If he were a metal, he'd be ...
Trap Gameux?
As bowl-month begins, it seems like every thing's gotten all quiet before the storm. Not much is being written about anything in college football. Heck, people have even slowed down on the "my God, Alabama still doesn't have a coach" talk, despite my best efforts to keep it rolling. And even when people are writing about the games, they just sort of say the same things over and over again. If a tree falls in the forest, and it looks like every other tree that falls in the forest, does it get ...
The Recruits Roll In
C-dub just landed a big boy, Offensive Lineman Taylor Dever out of Nevada City, CA. Nebraska and Miami were fighting for his QB-protecting services, but ND won out in the end. This stud comes in at 6-6, 296. Welcome to the family, Taylor! ...
Golden Tate Joins Notre Dame, HLS Prepares Bad Puns for Future Use
Speed-demon Golden Tate of Tennessee has decided that he wants to play for the Irish. This makes the average ND fan very happy and Notre Dame bloggers slobber all over themselves. His name's "Golden!" I just can't wait for him to "shine" for the Irish! Woo hoo! Welcome to the family, Golden! ...