Ron Zook: "Yeah! I Know! It's AWESOME!" A sports sociologist/communist derided "recruitniks" and sites like Scout.com or Rivals.com, saying such outside factors cause elite 17 year old athletes to become "hedonistic, materialistic, and individualistic. " Yep, never knew a 17 year old kid in the best shape of his life to be hedonistic, materialistic, and (gasp!) individualistic if it weren't for the strange world of recruiting. Not to belittle some of the valid points that this ...
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Jim Mora Now In “Staging Area” For Washington Head Coaching Position
Former Atlanta Falcons head coach, University of Washington alum, and now current Seattle Seahawks assistant coach Jim Mora has moved into what we like to call a "staging area" for his impending replacement of Ty Willingham as head coach, Football Program, University of Washington. This sort of maneuver makes sense. It'll be much easier to hit the ground running and start work immediately on recovery efforts of the Washington football program if he's already living in the area when he takes ...
Chicago Bears Win NFC, Save English Language
The Chicago Bears defeated the New Orleans Saints in the NFC Championship Game today, saving the English language. The Saints, sentimental favorites of Americans everywhere who love to say things like "irregardless," "effect" when they should say "affect," and "but yet," had a slogan that will be judged by history as the dumbest fucking slogan in the history of slogans: "Who Dat?" On behalf of English speakers the world over, thank you, Chicago Bears. The Saints: Disappointing people ...
If A QB Breaks A Lot Of Records, And Nobody Is Around To See It, Are The Records Really Broken?
Finally, one of the great questions will probably be answered this coming college football season. Colt Brennan: May Possibly Know The Sound Of One Fan Clapping ...
I’d Pray For This To Be True If I Weren’t So Sure That It Probably Is…
Pretty much anyone who follows college football has heard of Tedd Ginn Jr. And if you follow college football recruiting at all, you've certainly heard of the cold blooded reptile who some how managed to sire Tedd Ginn Jr., Tedd Ginn Sr - a man who never met a pocket full of cash he didn't fully believe belonged to him. Ginn Sr. seen here actually wearing his slush fund money. Well, according to Buckeye Battle Cry, that little lizzard showed his spots once again, if you will, during ...
tOSU Officials Dazzled By Lack of Burned Shit in Gainesville
Gainesville, FL - In an act of good will, Ohio State University sent some advisers to Gainesville this weekend to help consult University of Florida officials on "celebration and jubilation management." However the Ohio State University officials were not just impressed, but "truly dazzled" by the complete lack of burned shit in Gainesville over the course of a week following the University of Florida Gator's stunning BCS Championship win. "It's unbelievable. They've been champions for ...
Vince Young: “Bad Credit? No Problem!”
Somehow, I'm not surprised by the demo to which the marketers think Vince appeals. ...
Friday Roundup: The Best Regular Feature We’ve Got. The Only Regular Feature We’ve Got.
Besides the regular feature: "The Biscuit Says Something Stupid." The Roundup: Dear Potential Irish Recruits, you may wonder about the town of South Bend. Well, one thing I can say for sure, no recruits have ever been shot outside of a gentlemen's club during a recruiting visit to Notre Dame. Coach Haywood, currently of the Notre Dame Football Program, is interviewing. If it makes any difference, world, HLS fully endorses Coach Haywood for a head coaching position. Coach Haywood, ...
Yep. Pretty Much Saw THAT Coming
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Hey! Did You Know There’s A Game Tonight?
The BCS Championship game is being played this evening. Here are all the reasons I can think of why this game is the most forgotten BCS Championship ever: ESPN already crowned Ohio State the Champions back in January '06, thus leaving "casual fans" confused and scared. The 2006/07 season already featured 15 "games of the century." It just makes no sense that the championship game isn't one of them. Fox Sports has hyped this game about as much as my old golfing buddy hyped his cold ...