Notre Dame Football 2014: Michigan Highlights

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Or should we just call them Notre Dame highlights, seeing as Michigan didn't even show up on the score board, much less on field? Notre Dame's 2014 squad came out and slapped the hot FIRE out of Michigan in historic fashion 31-0, going down as the first and only Notre Dame squad to EVER shut out Michigan. And boy what a beating it was! With all the nonsense Michigan had buried itself under about Notre Dame "chickening out" of this series (only to replace them with their hotter sister Ohio … [Read more...]

Notre Dame vs. Michigan: Predictions of Hate

Burn, Baby, Burn
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Welcome back to week two of predictions. In case you missed last week, we are replacing the open thread with a little prediction game. As it appears just about everyone is heading out to the game, ticket or not, I'm getting this up a bit earlier. Want to pick against the HLS staff in this battle of clairvoyance? Enter here. Here are the standings from last week. Remember, 1 point for each: straight up winner, spread, over/under. 2 points if you pull a #Texadamus like I did and nail the … [Read more...]

Farewell, Fat Man

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Goodbye, Brady Hoke. Goodbye, Wolverines. You will not be missed. Whatever hate-piece I had in mind, whatever cheap,¬†ad hominem jokes I had to write at Brady Hoke's expense, were completely one-upped yesterday through the epic, comedic brilliance of our AD, Jack Swarbrick. To announce home-and-home games with The Ohio State University, Michigan's historic rival, Notre Dame ended its on-again off-again relationship with the Maize and Blue with a vengeful flourish of which David Chase would … [Read more...]

Friday Roundup: The “Sticking It to Michigan” Edition

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Jack Swarbrick wore the biggest grin on his face since perhaps the conclusion of the 2012 regular season. His masterful plan now public, he opened his bottom desk drawer, revealing a bottle of scotch and glassware. Certainly some might think scotch before ten in the morning on a Thursday a little concerning, but not this day. This is a day for celebration. After pouring his morning beverage, his phone predictably rang. He had been waiting for this. "Hello, this is Jack." "YOU SORRY SON … [Read more...]