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My left arm is numb. Go Irish.
— bobby (@bobby) October 13, 2012
From the ND/Stanford game during OT. It’s a perfect encapsulation of Notre Dame fandom. Cheering for the Irish drives us to an early grave, yet we gleefully do it with open arms again and again.
EVEN IF WE SCORE, THIS CHEST PAIN IS NOT WORTH IT
— Chris Wilkinson (@cwilk) September 8, 2012
From the ND/Purdue game as Rees was leading the comeback. Seeded low because, yeah, the win might have been worth the pain? Sure is better than the loss. However, this tweet is the desperate cry for help to end this insanity, even if we don’t listen.
Not even parody accounts are safe from the heart attacks the Irish deliver. The ND/Pitt game nearly does our favorite fake AD in.
Please God. I don't want a group of kids seeing me breakdown and cry #NDFB
— tricerapops (@tricerapops) September 8, 2012
The ND/Purdue scare brought out all kinds of emotions. In this case, DEAR GOD THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
This is Mrs Tax …Tax is in full cardiac arrest currently
— OG Tax (@taxbastard) November 3, 2012
This is what the Pitt game caused — poor taxbastard couldn’t even make it through the game. ND Football 1, taxbastard 0.
— PAK (@papaalphakilo) November 3, 2012
Another victim of the Pitt game, but in this case human becomes machine and uh…reboots?
No need for Notre Dame's players to panic. The entire fanbase has that covered.
— Keith Arnold (@KeithArnold) November 3, 2012
Ah, the start of the ND/Pitt game (I’m noticing a pattern here…). This might perhaps be the most accurate tweet of the tournament.
You can chop at least six years off my life expectancy this afternoon.
— Tamara Brown (@NDSportsBlogger) November 3, 2012
Yet another victim of that ND/Pitt game (I swear over half this region is ND/Pitt). It’s OK, Josh, you didn’t need those extra years anyways.
This is happening pic.twitter.com/xif0BMxX
— tricerapops (@tricerapops) November 3, 2012
Most Catholic football tweet ever? When everything goes to hell: PRAY.
Yet another faith-related tweet. Most hilarious part: the came during the ND/Purdue game — well before half of the heart attacks of the season.
This is what being a fan of ND does to you. You are always, always preparing for the worst. We are scared for life.
HEY LOOK ANOTHER ND/PITT TWEET! Ty of The Solid Verbal podcast joins in all our suffering.
I need the best cardiologist on twitter to DM me
— Gimber (@kgimber) October 13, 2012
After the ND/Stanford game, I needed a drink. Mr. Gimber needed a doctor.
Wife just administered CPR. Told me we won. #Ineedadrink
— Mike (@KyNDfan) October 13, 2012
I love this. The ND/Stanford game required not just CPR, but also booze. Pretty damn accurate actually.
Yep, ND football nearly killed the (fake) AD, again. And yes, it is yet again the ND/Pitt game that causes it.
— Taylor Dever (@TDever75) November 3, 2012
First fake ADs, now former players. YOU GET A HEART ATTACK! AND YOU GET A HEART ATTACK! Bonus for the hashtag that really doesn’t need to become a thing.