Category Archives: Things That Suck
The Worst Football Coach in the Universe
Editor’s Note: Thanks to Jonathan Chait, UM(s!) grad and gigantic dweeb, for the “inspiration” for this post. Ain’t karma a pain in the butt, Jonathan? In the entire history of American sports hype, has there ever been any fraud more … Continue reading
Dillon Hall Pep Rally Canceled, Christmas in Corner Shaking Nervously
Awful. Dillon Hall Rector Fr. Paul Doyle shocked residents Sunday when he announced the residence hall’s pep rally, held every year before the first home football game of the season, was cancelled. The pep rally, a series of skits mocking … Continue reading
Goodbye, Old Friend
FANTASTIC NEWS UPDATE!: Polito’s is reopening! Just in time for the 2008 season! Check it out! We awoke to horrible news this morning when we discovered our favorite South Bend area restaurant that doesn’t serve massive burgers burned down last … Continue reading
Rich Rod’s Getting Stuff Done
Looks like Rich is just about done with his list for the day.
Dick Rod Disappoints Judges of Bravo’s Project Runway
In anticipation of the new season of Bravo’s hit series, “Project Runway,” Rich Rodriguez has unveiled the new Michigan Outfit for 2008. Here’s how the judges reacted… Heidi: I’m stunned. I’m like “whoa.” Tim: Yeah. Mmmhmm. Mmmhmm. I see what … Continue reading
ESPN Just Makes Things Up
Someone at Notre Dame should probably actually sue ESPN at this point. From ESPN’s Team Preview of Notre Dame (done in conjunction with Blue Ribbon College Football Yearbook): Not only, however, was there a thought, there was an entire thought … Continue reading
Friday Roundup: The “As We Understand It, It Can’t Be Done” Edition
This roundup will feature just one article, not because the article itself is all that important, but because after the article is a tidbit that just devastates us. See, a few days ago we noticed that Miami (Fl) was floating … Continue reading
Because We Love Our Readers
We give you this photo. Photoshop it. Caption it. Print it out and paste it to the cubicle wall of a Michigan (sucks!) fan you know and love. Whatever. Just enjoy it. (HT: The Big Lead) Reports from Michigan football … Continue reading
Matt Zemek Lives in Glass House, Throws Stones, is a Giant Freaking Hypocrite Sucks at Life
Matt Zemek, blogger for Scout.com, and moral authority to us all, took Notre Dame to task, again, because taking Notre Dame to task is one of the 2 standard ways to ensure a lot of traffic to your “work,” and … Continue reading
