Category Archives: Things That Suck

Screw It: We’ll Post Navy’s Cheap Shot

We know. We know that getting riled up about this after losing to Navy is just sour grapes. Screw it. Had ND laid a hit on a guy like the one in this video, it would have been national news. … Continue reading

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Florida’s Brandon Spikes is a Coward

Here’s your internet meme castration, Brandon, you pansy. May your future hold dementia, financial ruin, and herpes.

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The Worst Possible Outcome

When the news first broke about Notre Dame playing Western Michigan, I wasn’t too upset. It wasn’t officially announced by Notre Dame, yet, so we hadn’t had a chance to hear from Jack Swarbrick on the matter. I figured there … Continue reading

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The Worst Thing that Happened This Weekend

We’d be horribly remiss if we didn’t mention the most horrible and sad thing to happen this weekend in college football: The death of UConn DB Jasper Howard. He was murdered near the UConn student union the night after a … Continue reading

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What To Do In Michigan (sucks!) If You Have To Live There…

Thanks to Loyal Son: Wertzy.

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Former UM(s!) QB Was Booted For Breaking “Team Rules” That Most Of Us Call “Laws”

We twittered or twerped this last night, but now that we’ve actually

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Incompetence To Take Spotlight Sept. 12th

We already knew this much: Come Sept 12th, either Notre Dame would defeat a fumbling and bumbling Michigan (sucks!) in Ann Arbor, shining a light on the program Rich Rodriguez seems hell-bent on beating with the mishap stick every day … Continue reading

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They’re Nothing But A Bunch of Pansies!

There’s simply no spinning this. The final regular-season ballots in the USA TODAY Coaches’ Poll will no longer be made public beginning with the 2010 football season, according to a person with knowledge of the information who didn’t want to … Continue reading

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I love this site.

WalmartWolverines.com A Walmart Wolverine is a self-proclaimed “huge” University of Michigan fan that never attended the University. Excellent. (And yes. This is mean. I’m mean. I deal with it. So should you.) Note that the site specifies those who “never … Continue reading

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Michigan (sucks!), Rich Rod, Losing More Games Than The Program Has Ever Lost In One Season Deemed Insufferable

Yeah, I know I said I was going to “do better” with the blogging, and the life, and the dietary habits… Well, sometimes you have to skip out on the diet when the right cookie is sitting in front of … Continue reading

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