Archive for the ‘Things That Suck’ Category

I Don’t…

(HT: Bad Kermit, who used to write here, but he’s been busy.)

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How Teddy Greenstein Determines TV Revenue Numbers, and Why It Doesn’t Matter

On Saturday, Teddy Greenstein published this in the ChicagoBreakingSports.com website of the Chicago Tribune.

By joining the Big Ten, the Irish could increase their annual TV revenue from roughly $12 million to $22 million per year, get a national TV platform (the Big Ten Network) for its top-notch Olympic sports and decrease travel costs for its [...]

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The Real Tragedy of a Free Press Columnist’s Life

You can practically smell the Hai Karate
Mitch Albom was conceived by parents who should have known better. He was born. He’s 52, two years over the age to get AARP benefits. The public thinks he’s a pathetic windbag. This would be a tragic story if it were an isolated story.
It’s more [...]

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Because at Florida, That’s What You Have To Explain to 18-22 Year Old Men

If you’ve ever taken a knee after a football practice as you and your teammates encircle the head coach, you know there’s a pretty typical pattern to the speech the head coach gives post-practice. Usually it sums up what the head coach thinks of the effort given by the team on that day, some [...]

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Why I Hate College Football

It’s the people that make me hate college football. And by “people,” I mean everyone. They ruin an otherwise entertaining exercise of tactics, strategy, and athletic competition. Between the college “kids” who are freaking 18-22 years old and should know better than to do some of the stupid things they do, and [...]

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Urban Meyer Loves His Football Players, Hates His Family… If He’s Capable of “Love” and “Hate”

Hey, remember all that crap Urbs fed the world when he talked about how he wanted to recommit to his family? Remember the tale of how his daughter was so excited to get his father back? Yeah. It was all crap, and Urban Meyer is a football coaching robot with no need [...]

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Screw It: We’ll Post Navy’s Cheap Shot

We know. We know that getting riled up about this after losing to Navy is just sour grapes. Screw it. Had ND laid a hit on a guy like the one in this video, it would have been national news. Global. Putin would have been calling for Weis’ dismissal.
Whoever the coach for [...]

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Florida’s Brandon Spikes is a Coward

Here’s your internet meme castration, Brandon, you pansy. May your future hold dementia, financial ruin, and herpes.

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