Category Archives: Our Rival
Notre Dame had 8 Defensive Players Drafted…
…in the last 5 drafts. 2009: David Bruton 2008: Trevor Laws, Tom Zbikowski 2007: Victor Abiamiri, Derek Landri, Mike Richardson, Chinedum Ndukwe 2006: Nobody, nada, zilch, zero 2005: Justin Tuck Southern Cal? Well, they had 8 defensive players drafted this … Continue reading
Update: Cushing’s Moobs Are All Natural
Turns out the feature from our Friday Roundup was completely fabricated. I blame the internets. Cushing’s Moobs, along with his stunning acne and attitude problems are all his own and have nothing to do with illegal substances. Also, the Trojan’s … Continue reading
Southern Cal, India Have Odd Notions About STDs…
I remember a few years ago I saw a really depressing documentary about rampaging STDs in India because the citizens of India had very strange notions about how STDs worked. For example, it was common “knowledge” in India’s trucking and … Continue reading
Pete Carroll Hits Cop
You’ve already read this on every other sports website in the world. I just wanted to use the headline even though it’s completely inaccurate. Apparently the cop hit Pete. And not with an asp. Asps, by the way, have to … Continue reading
The Chewbacca Defense of Southern Cal
I was going to ignore the entire “OJ Mayo Took Money From Agents In High School and College” thing. For one, OJ Mayo didn’t play football at Southern Cal. He played basketball, and we’re a college football blog. Second, I … Continue reading
Dumbest Writer In The History of Communication Found
Holy Flaming Batsuits, Robin, I’ve found the dumbest writer in the history of communication. Illiterates probably berate this woman. Her ancestors, thousands of years ago, probably drew cave paintings of buffalo with which everyone else on the planet confused toucans. … Continue reading
Sanchez Picked To Get Dirty This Fall
Mark Sanchez was picked over Mitch “I’m Tellin’ Momma!” Mustain and Aaron “My Name Sounds Like a Big, Multinational Umbrella Company” Corp to start at QB for Southern Cal Under coach Pete Carroll, USC Trojans has never entered the summer … Continue reading
Keep Your Friends Close…
And your rivals closer. This week Sunday Morning QB published his Absurdly Premature Assessment of: Southern Cal. And his work in both blogging and mainstream media terms is exhaustive. It always is with SMQ. This guy can’t possibly be married. … Continue reading
Reggie Bush Must Surely Be Innocent!!!
Who IS freaking Reggie Bush? And who are these old school mafioso lawyers he has hired on to defend his ‘honor’ and the USC football program from Lloyd Lake and his accusations of cash, money, records during Bush’s time at … Continue reading
Ignore This!
Pete Carroll met with the Washington Redskins about a job on Monday, but he’d rather not talk about it. USC Coach Pete Carroll on Monday declined to address reports that he met with Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder about becoming … Continue reading
