Matt Leinart is not a very good father. For one, he reportedly gives the wife mother of his child, Brynn Cameron, 6,000 dollars a month and supplies her with a car. That sounds like a lot of money until you think about the cash this dude is pulling in. Then you realize it would be like me supplying my baby momma with 2 tootsie rolls and a chicklet every month, and wondering why the baby’s always hungry. I mean, consider how much some in his inevitable posse are free-loading from the guy, and consider that they’ve never given Matt a child as far as we know. But hey, at least the momma has got the sense to sue the pappa.

Further, Matt Leinart isn’t a very involved father either.

“It’s kind of hard for me as the mom, I’m with Cole” - her 9-month-old son with Matt Leinart - “probably 99.9 percent of the time, to open a magazine or read a newspaper article with Matt saying something like, ‘Oh, I love being a dad. I love changing diapers. I love doing this.’ I’m like, Wait, what?” Cameron said.

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I just posted this over at NDN. I was going to write something funny about it, but sometimes you just get that perfect storm, and it just throws off your game. Too many options.

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Because they love the canvas!

Lame joke, I know, but Johnnie Morton really walked into that one!

Hey oh!

(HT: With Leather. (Sorry About stealing the joke. Imitation = Flattery.))

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Some Southern Cal football players took time out from their busy class schedules and created a “group” on the Facebook website with very racist overtones, including a featured image of a black child in handcuffs. (HT: tcob of NDN)

Junior linebacker Clay Matthews created the group, “White Nation,” which featured a graphic with the caption, “arrest black babies before they become criminals.”

Teammates David Buehler, Brian Cushing, Dan Deckas and Dallas Sartz joined the group.

“This group is not for the faint of heart,” read the group’s description. “All members are athletes of Caucasion (sic) descent. DISCLAIMER: In no way are the following memebers (sic) intolerant of others, we are just doing our duty of protecting the Arian (sic) brotherhood.”

But hey, they say it’s all just a joke, so no biggie. Right? Right? Man, those Trojans know how to have a laugh! I bet Poodle thinks this is about as funny as joking about suicide.

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With Leather has directed our attention to this. Is former Southern Cal standout OJ Simpson actually Anna Nicole Smith’s Baby Daddy?

When the blond bombshell died last month and at least three men claimed to be the father of her baby girl, Dannielynn, the double-murder acquittee “said he was throwing his hat into the ring,” [Simpson videographer] Norm Pardo told Page Six… “He said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father.” Simpson and Smith were castmates in “Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult” (1994), and Anna Nicole was certainly O.J.’s type… Simpson, who often visits the Bahamas, also joked to Pardo, “I hope they don’t do a DNA test on Anna Nicole’s baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don’t want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money - or the baby herself.” Goldman - the father of Ron Goldman, who was killed with Nicole - has been the most relentless in pursuing damages over the murders in civil court.

That Southern Cal man is just all class.

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So apparently Pete Carrol’s ‘tight ship’ has a few more leaks. Or, allegedly has a few more leaks. Just like the Illinois buzz (how do you get these guys when you win 3 games a year, have horrid facilities and a terrible head coach?), there’s often fire where there’s smoke. And there’s been a ton of smoke coming out of South Central LA lately. I can see it from my office window right now.

Or that could just be the alleged smog…but probably not.

ESPN article: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/recruiting/news/story?id=2759650

USC is figuring out a way to cover up looking into potential NCAA infractions that may have occurred during the recruiting of RB Joe McKnight.

In his press conference, McKnight mentioned a phone conversation he participated in with Reggie Bush and Poodle Pete, ostensibly to talk about potential sanctions associated with Bush’s acceptance of money and gifts while a USC Trojan. Okay, alleged acceptance.

Isn’t this getting ludicrous? USC is in the cross-hairs for the improprieties of Bush and his family while a Trojan, so the program wants to calm down a recruit who’s concerned about sanctions. So what do they do? They put the kid on the phone with Bush, which is illegal and sanction-able.

These guys are geniuses.

Sooner or later, Pete’s shady behavior…allegedly shady behavior…is going to catch up with him and his program, and these kids will be the ones paying for it. Better watch out Pete, this is the kind of thing that can raise some eyebrows. Just ask Zon Rook.

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Pete “Smoochy Poo” Carroll confirmed today that he met with the NFL Franchise Miami Dolphins ownership. The result? Well, read for yourself, but it sure sounds to us like Pete’s told Miami, “the ball’s in your court.”

Sure makes one wonder what sort of verbal commits USC might have that Charlie Weis might want to have. Ya know, IF Carroll were to bolt for an opportunity that “has everything he wants.”

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Elite prospect Everson Griffen recentely committed to USC (see note in Q’s summary below). However, the big news in this story was not the commitment, but Everson’s mom’s description of the USC campus.

“People were telling us it’s a ghetto area, but it’s not at all like a ghetto. They were telling me as soon as you walk out the gate, it’s ghetto. It’s a lovely campus and I loved it.”

Okay, ummm, Mrs. Griffen? I’m sure you’re a lovely lady and I wish your son the best of luck with all his football playing up until he plays ND (at which point I wish him the worst luck EVER), but, uh, yeah. It’s a FREAKING GHETTO.

I live in LA. I have been to that campus several times. The campus itself, I would say is so-so at best. It’s a bit old and dilapidated. It’s crowded and things are falling apart, but it’s not horrid. The neighborhood it sits in? Ghet-to!

It actually amazes me that anyone not from LA would ever want to go to USC, when UCLA sits just up the street with immaculately manicured lawns, rolling quads and brand new buildings.

So Mrs. Griffen, we are happy you’re happy. And we’ll be glad to watch your son lose to ND regularly in the future. But, we’re sorry to say, he will be living in the ghetto. Warn him for us to watch out for those crackheads. They get crazy on Friday nights and you never know what they gonna do.

The pretty campus community, in pictures:

Julie is a Sophomore Arts History major. “I love our campus. Sleeping under the stars…well, my tarp, is great.”

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We may have to start a new award for “most disgusting injury to a college football fan” after this one.

“I see my husband come around the front of the car, covered in blood and just adrenaline-pumped, and screaming and saying, ‘They hit me with a bottle, they hit me with a bottle,’” she said. “The glass that hit his eye went through every layer of eye, severing it all, all the way to the jelly.”

Guess I don’t have to worry about my caloric intake for the day.  Most of it’s sitting in the garbage can near my desk now.  Excuse me.  I need to go clean that out.  It’s pretty wretched.

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It was the tiny green men.

In an exclusive investigation by Her Loyal Sons, we’ve discovered that the cause of USC Uber Star Desmond Reed’s injury, sustained in the 2005 Notre Dame/Southern Cal game, was not, in fact, caused by the length off the grass in Notre Dame Stadium, but by little green men who had been miniaturized by Charlie Weis’ special robot minitiaurizer beam gun attachment.

The nefarious Charlie Weis miniaturized dozens of former Notre Dame leprechauns who were equipped with special mini-harpoon guns. These mini-harpoon guns were intended to be used to slow down former Souther Cal star football palyer and employee, Reggie Bush.

But Charlie Weis’ plan had gone bad. In miniaturizing dozens of former leprechauns and their tiny little harpoon guns to sizes that would be undetectable by the human eye, he could not create enough field-coverage to effectively guarantee that Reggie Bush would be affected. So Charlie and his minions changed their plan to maim any superstar that might cross a particular patch of grass on the field that day. That superstar? Desmond Reed!

One of the evil Notre Dame Leprechauns seen here in “giant form.” This one was assigned to beating his victim’s hair follicles into submission.

Poor Desmond never stood a chance, and now Southern Cal, with their proud tradition of rallying around a cause that will tug at the heart of any real Trojan, lives by these words, “Every Man Falls, But Not Every Man Can Blame The Fall On Tall Grass.”

In memory of Desmond Reed, the Trojans will be wearing a patch of 3 inch long astro-turf on their jerseys, and game day captain Desmond Reed, who’s story of overcoming the toughest of obstacles, all obstacles other than long grass and tiny green men, will be remembered forever by Southern Cal graduates, will lead the Trojans onto the field of play on the Saturday with the battle cry, “Remember my ACL!”

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BEAT SC!

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Poodle Pete, fresh from his grooming.

Reportedly, Pete Carroll has said of the upcoming Notre Dame/Southern Cal game:

[USC] have been growing the Coliseum grass very long for ND’s practice Friday afternoon, then plan to cut it short for Saturday. Additionally, he indicated that Desmond Reed would be captain for the game given his injury on the long grass at ND last year. Lastly, when asked if he had anything special planned for the Irish, he said “no, nothing unusual.”

Now, either Pete is stupid enough to believe that the grass made any difference in the 2005 game and/or Desmond “External Locus Of Control” Reed’s injury, or the USC fanbase is stupid enough to buy into all of it. Or both.
Remarkable that only USC players were affected by long grass in 2005. Think I could buy a brand of grass for my lawn that would injure only particular people like Southern Cal fans, CNNSI.com writers, and Encyclopedia sales men?

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Even Rupert Murdoch knew it was a bad idea to give O.J. Simpson a book/television deal around a concept titled “If I Did It.” (Subtitle: He did it! He did it!)

We’ve done a little research to see if we could help explain to Notre Dame fans what this all means and help them relate a bit, but we can’t find any examples of former Notre Dame Heisman winners who’ve brutally murdered two people and then got off scott-free. Nope. Not once. Isn’t that weird?

Anyway, now we wont get a chance to learn how O.J. Simpson did it on Fox.  O.J. has reportedly gone back to the golf course to look for the killer and think about what sort of drapes he wants in his suite in Hell.

“See, it’s sort of funny. I never realized how tall Nicole was until I had to reach around her as I snuck up behind her.”

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