Category Archives: Lazy Sports “Journalists”
There Is A God, And He Wants Me To Be Happy
Sure, the headline could apply to our miracle come-from-behind-oh-my-God-does-John-Elsmith-suck-at-coaching-look-at-him-cry! win at MSU, but actually, there’s bigger news this week… Huge news, in fact. Every week, it seems more and more likely that I can once again watch ESPN without going … Continue reading
Dan Revsine, ESPN College Football Expert, Does Not Actually Watch or Review Games.
In his cute little “article” called “Behind the Numbers,” ESPN “journalist” Dan Revsine displays a lack of competence or lack of interest in his field of focus when he uses Notre Dame’s blow-out loss to Michigan last week as an … Continue reading
Boo-Yah Go Bye Bye?
The Big Lead is reporting that ESPN’s “boo yah” era is either dead or dying. The “talent”, and John Saunders, are being reshuffled, effectively giving some of their “talent” (and, again, John Saunders) a lower profile on the network. Will … Continue reading
Do You Hear A Million Voices Crying Out? That’s All Because Jen Sterger has a Job.
Jen Sterger, the girl who stole America’s heart last year by portraying the ditzy slut all decked out in cowgirl gear during an FSU Home Game, has a job as an advice columnist. Three things worry me here. Jen Sterger … Continue reading
Wannstedt Declared “Next Pete Carroll”; Carroll Ordered to Grow Pornstache
Eric Moneypenny wrote a brilliant piece of shit suggesting that Dave Wannstedt is the “next Pete Carroll.” This begs two questions about Moneypenny: Why did James Bond want to nail this guy? Has this guy ever watched football? At any … Continue reading
He Gets Paid For This? Seriously?
Austin Murphy, of CNNSI.com has written a piece of lazy sports journalism covering Irish Football. Nothing new there. I’m just gonna keep track of this stuff as the season goes one because it’s mind boggling that these guys get paid … Continue reading
