Category Archives: Lazy Sports “Journalists”
ESPN’s Todd McSucks Continues the Madness
Here is Todd McLame’s take on the Heisman race to date, focusing in on his #1 and #2 Smith and Quinn, respectively: 1. Troy Smith, QB, Ohio State Troy Smith had his worst showing of the season in a near … Continue reading
Fox Sports: “Hey, ESPN, Think You Can Out-Stupid Us? We Got Moneypenny!”
Fox Sports is letting the interns do the writing again. This time, the intern’s name is Eric Moneypenny (He get’s no link because he’s about as intelligent as a dirty diaper). That myspace purchase must be cutting into their budget … Continue reading
Dear Chris Fowler, Why Are You So Stupid?
Chris Fowler, also known as “the guy who knows so little about football that he leaves the analysis to Lee Corso,” made a fascinating comment tonight in regards to just how good Rutgers is relative to Notre Dame. I didn’t … Continue reading
The Lesser of 2 Evils – 2 Stupid, Obnoxious Evils
I’m just not sure what to do with this. Jason Whitlock moved over to AOLSports.com after being booted from Dear Leader in Sports for pointing out the obvious about a couple of his fellow ESPNers. And now The Big Lead … Continue reading
Mud:Pig::The Stupid:Mandel
He’s at it again. In Stewie Mandel’s latest power rankings (link redacted because he doesn’t deserve one), which I really, really know I just shouldn’t care about, Stewart Mandel has ranked ND #13 with this justification: “Good teams win games … Continue reading
Pat Forde Feeling Sticky. SEC Feeling Great, Might Call Him Next Week.
This is getting to be a cosmic joke. Pat, making sure that everyone understands he wouldn’t do this sort of thing for just any conference, reminds doubters… This was the seventh week of the season, and at least one Southeastern … Continue reading
Is Ivan Maisel Trying to Fight Off Early Alzheimers?
Ivan is clearly upping his dosage. Maybe he could contact Urban Meyer’s boys for some helpful hints. At any rate, Ivan has this to say about the Notre Dame/Michigan Game less than a month after the event actually took place … Continue reading
Timmy! is Making Waves at Florida
And columnist Mike Freeman of CBS Sportsline is rocking the boat because of it. EDSBS is not happy to see The Turtle being given an ad hominem wedgie, and so they strike back at Freeman in gory fashion. All that’s … Continue reading
Gene Menez: I’m Super, Thanks for Asking
It’s amazing, the power of words. For example, take Gene Menez’s description of the devastating precision with which Brady Quinn picked apart the Stanford defense this past weekend: This was a typical Quinn-like effort: Attack different parts of the field, … Continue reading
I Feel A Disturbance In The Force…
Re-verify our range to target… one ping only. Well, I knew my joy over the Jason Whitlock firing could only last a short while. I just learned today that Mitch “I Can Hear You Thinking About Me” Albom (a.k.a. Sonar) … Continue reading
