Category Archives: Lazy Sports “Journalists”
Irish Illustrated Strikes Again
As you’ve no doubt heard, Irish Illustrated is reporting that Jon Tenuta is joining the ND Football coaching staff. I’m not going to link to them. They’ve really ticked me off. This is just another example of Irish Illustrated being … Continue reading
Pat Forde, Your Credibilty is Deader than Bo Schembechler
I tried telling myself, at the start of the season, that if and when things got a little dicey for Notre Dame, and the vultures started lining up to feast on the resulting carcasses like so many past office-mates with … Continue reading
AP Poll Goes All Stupid… er.
The AP Poll just announced that they’ll allow “lower-division schools,” meaning non-D1 schools, meaning App State, to be voted into their Top 25 College Football Poll. This is mind bogglingly stupid on a level usually reserved for contestants of Big … Continue reading
Dennis Dodd Just Making Stuff Up At This Point
We know it’s slow during the offseason, but that doesn’t give Dennis Dodd of CBSSportsline.com any excuses for the piece of fecal matter he’s published on their site (fecal matter gets no link here (unless you count self-referential links, of … Continue reading
Jon Wilner of the Mercury News Should Consider A Trade School… (Edited with an angry word at the end.)
…Because this whole Journalism thing just isn’t working out. Jon Wilner wouldn’t know a fact if it beat him within an inch of his life with a lead pipe. And as a result, he’s turned in this piece of detritus … Continue reading
Jay Mariotti Has Heart Attack, Doesn’t Die. World Mourns.
At least one good thing almost came from the Sugar Bowl. Thanks for the heads up, FLP. Karma just missed him. This time. Editor’s Note: You may have noticed that I’ve edited this post. Hey, I have a softer side. … Continue reading
Pete Fiutak writes words, completes sentences, embarrasses self, family.
I think Pete Fiutak was being earnest when he wrote what I’m about to share with you. Stupid, naive, pathetic, whiny, childish, hella-lame, but earnest. So we’re gonna link to his “work” right here. Bold = mine. Now, onto his … Continue reading
Rick Morrissey: I Am Soooooo Jealous of My Dog
You know how dogs can bend over and just start licking their balls? That’s what Rick Morrissey wishes he could do. Because if he did, he would, because he’s so into himself that A) He feels he deserves a good … Continue reading
Jason Whitlock – An Ingrown Hair On the Ass of Society
Well, I knew that Jason “Oooh! Twinkies!” Whitlock was a tool, but I didn’t know he was a brazen tool. Thanks to The Big Lead for pointing out that Jason “Momma Says Crisco Is A Condiment” Whitlock has Notre Dame … Continue reading
Is That Dung I Smell?
No. It’s just Matthew Zemek of College Football News. He Who Smells Like Bad Eggs of the tribe Getsnolink writes of Quinn’s worth for Heisman consideration: Let’s not insult anyone’s intelligence here: while, as a matter of political analysis of … Continue reading
