Category Archives: HLS Top 25 – 2007/08
The HLS Totally Non-Homer Top 25 – Preseason Edition: #17 – Penn State
The Daywalker, has seen many things over the millenia. And he’s known among many cultures. In Eastern Europe, he was known as “Drago.” In South America, “The Great Bat.” And in the United States, he’s gone by the name “Joe … Continue reading
The HLS Totally Non-Homer Top 25 – Preseason Edition: #18 – Tennessee
Ok. Let’s try this again. I just tried to write this all up once, and my computer went all Ed Orgeron on me and I couldn’t save the text before it was too late… When I think of Tennessee, I … Continue reading
The HLS Totally Non-Homer Top 25 – Preseason Edition: #20 – Oregon State
The first thing I thought when I realized that the HLSTNHT25-PE had The University of Oregon With Fewer Uniforms Than The Other One ranked number 20 is that we, the Loyal Sons, are still wincing from the painful memories of … Continue reading
The HLS Totally Non-Homer Top 25 – Preseason Edition: #21 – TCU
Read this to understand what the glorious HLSTNHT25-PE actually is. Then look up at the stars tonight and try to convince yourself that everything up there is bigger than everything down here. Even this… It seems weird to be putting … Continue reading
The HLS Totally Non-Homer Top 25 – Preseason Edition: #22 – Boston Freaking College
Editor’s Note: I. AM. A. FREAKING. MORON. But none of you actually read this site on Sundays anyway, so you didn’t see my previous gaff on the ranking numbers. Suckers! Read this to understand what the glorious HLSTNHT25-PE actually is. … Continue reading
The HLS Totally Non-Homer Top 25 – Preseason Edition: #23 – The University of Notre Dame Fighting Irish
I so don’t want to write this. This is actually my 4th 5th 6th attempt. The first one started off with how shocked I was to awaken and realize that we ranked Notre Dame so low. On Sunday morning. It’s … Continue reading
The HLS Totally Non-Homer Top 25 – Preseason Edition: #24 – Texas A&M
Read this to understand what the glorious HLSTNHT25-PE actually is. Then praise the Lord for the gift of the wondrous analysis below… You all may remember last year’s Texas A&M team because they managed to make Army look scary. They … Continue reading
The HLS Totally Non-Homer Top 25 – Preseason Edition: #25 – Arkansas
Read this to understand what the glorious HLSTNHT25-PE actually is. Then read in awe and call out to your loved one the glorious analysis below… Sure, their fan-base is litigious and insane (not to mention the coach’s wife), and their … Continue reading
HLS Totally Non-Homer Top 25 – Preseason Edition: Also Receiving Votes…
Read this to understand what the glorious HLSTNHT25-PE actually is. Then commence gobbling up every word of our masterful analysis below… In 8th grade, I learned a difficult lesson: Not everyone wins. In my case, I learned that not everyone … Continue reading
The HLS Totally Non-Homer Top 25 College Football Poll – Preseason Edition
We’re extraordinarily delighted to present our newest irregularly-regular feature to the masses: The Her Loyal Sons Totally Non-Homer Top 25 College Football Poll. We decided that our readers crave a little more consistency than what we usually serve up. Sure, … Continue reading
