For Those About To Rock…ND vs UCLA highlight vid.
Oldie has picked a particularly good song for this weeks highlights:
UCLA’s front five?
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October 24, 2006
October 6, 2006
T.O. Writes Children’s Book…Paris Hilton Opens Daycare
HLS has uncovered the real reason behind Terrell Owen’s recent suicide attempt…to promote his new children’s book of course. Yes, you read that right, man-child role-model Terrell Owens is writing a children’s book titled Little T Learns To Share. Soon to be bankrupt publiser, BenBella Books, had this to say about the project:
“The book uses adorable illustrations and rhyming text to show one boy learning to share his new football with friends” as a means of “sharing with children the lessons he didn’t learn as a child (and has had to painfully acquire as an adult).”
And for the 2 parents out there who are psychotic enough to let their children read this book…fret not, this is only the first book in the T.O.’s Timeout Series. Other upcoming books in the series (and this is no joke) include Little T Learns What Not to Say and Little T Learns To Say I’m Sorry. At the time of this writing it could not determine if Owen’s has been inspired to begin writing by former teammate Donovan McNabb…whose autobiography he called a “children’s book”.
Related Posts:October 4, 2006
Stanford: Not Just About Football
Continuing the grand tradition that started with “MSU: Not Just About Football“, we here at HLS would like to honor our upcoming opponent and share some of Standford’s exciting students activities:
Exibit A: Glee Club
Hmm…like the sweet voices of angels.
Exibit B: Anime and School Traditions Club
GO STANDFORD…FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT…ND hit points -2…Cardinals have leveled up.
Exibit C: Dance Like a French Maid Team
This guy is a Stanford athlete…no seriously he is.
Related Posts:October 2, 2006
ND/Purdue Highlight Reel
Your weekly fix of ND Football p0rn has been posted you addicts. Props to Oldie for keeping the quality level at an 11:
Related Posts:Auburn Gameplan Stolen: HLS Identifies Perp
Apparently a laptop containing the Auburn offensive gameplan was stolen from the team hotel while everyone was celebrating their “beating” of South Carolina. The laptop is valued at - get this - $15,000…I’m guessing the rep that sold that machine made a $13,000 “commission” on the sale. Auburn head coach Tommy Tuberville had this to say about the incident:
“The police identified him as looking like somebody that they see around the mall all the time,” Tuberville said. “It had nothing to do whatsoever with South Carolina or any of that. We’re getting calls about that. It didn’t have anything to do with the game, but somebody out there’s got a nice $15,000 computer that doesn’t know how to get into it.”
The HLS CSI unit has made a break in the case and uncovered that the laptop was stolen by not one person but a gang of “people we see around the mall all the time”:
Spurrier hired us…and paid us in Bratz.
Related Posts:September 27, 2006
Michigan Sports Talk = Comedy Geniuses
The House That Rock Built has posted a clip of Michigan sports talk show, Sports Inferno, where the host literally melts down on the air (pulls an MSU?). Highly entertaining and quite sad at the same time. I mean the guy name drops TEDDY FREAKING RUXPIN!! Be sure to listen all the way until the end my friends…you couldn’t write stuff this good if you tried.
Doesn’t meltdown.
Related Posts:September 26, 2006
Irish DBs: Nothin’ But Net?
Were the Irish DBs channeling Michael Jordan and Larry Bird on Saturday night? You decide:
Off the expressway over the river off the billboard through the window off the wall NOTHIN’ BUT NET!
Off the hand, off the foot, off the helmet, off the chest, off the shoulder NOTHIN’ BUT WIN!
Related Posts:September 24, 2006
Pep Talk Heard Round The World
I sure wish I could hear the words Charlie yelled at our boys here in the final series of the game:
Hopefully the truth will be revealed in today’s press conference. Any reader ideas of what was said?…my vote goes for:
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