Author Archives: Bad Kermit
Bad Kermit’s Take on a Thirdhand Account of Notre Dame-Air Force
NAPERVILLE, Ill.–Forced to attend a wedding, and with the Notre Dame game being shown on channel “H,” I had no choice but to listen to a friend’s recap of the radio broadcast of the Notre Dame-Air Force game for my … Continue reading
North Carolina “Still Cashing in on that Michael Jordan Thing”
SOUTH BEND, Ind.–HLS caught up with North Carolina head football coach John Bunting, seeking comment about the upcoming Notre Dame-North Carolina matchup. When asked about the traditions among the two schools, Bunting said, “When you have a history of two … Continue reading
Nut Sacked!
EAST LANSING, Mich.–It’s official. Spartan football coach John The Smith will not be retained after the 2006 season. It’s over, Johnny. In honor of his great legacy and in preparation of his impending unemployment, HLS has compiled the following list … Continue reading
Spartans Call Press Conference to Consider Hiring Head Football Coach
EAST LANSING, Mich.–Jahn El Smythe’s days in East Lansing may be numbered. And that number may be one. Michigan State has called a press conference to take place at 1:30 p.m. EST to “discuss the coaching situation.” Possible coaching topics … Continue reading
I Go to UCF for the Articles
Playboy is coming to UCF, and if it doesn’t use this guy in at least one of the UCF girls’ spreads in the upcoming “Girls of Conference USA” pictorial, Hef has really lost it. Bonus points for having a girl … Continue reading
Coincidence? Schembechler Ill While Taping Show; Kermit Ill While Watching Michigan Game
DETROIT–Legendary in his own mind former Michigan coach Bo Schembechler became ill while taping a weekly television show about college football. “Serves him right,” HLS poster Bad Kermit said. “I got f@#$ing ill watching the f@#$ing Michigan-Notre Dame game this … Continue reading
Dartmouth Apologizes for Brawl; Fans Ask, “What Brawl?”
The Dartmouth athletic department apologized for the fight that broke out between the Dartmouth Big Green and the Holy Cross Crusader football teams last Saturday. When told about the incident, college football fans everywhere asked several questions, in some variation … Continue reading
Dennis Green Poops Pants, Forced to Talk About It
GLENDALE, Ariz.–While Bears fans Monday night might have been disappointed that they did not see the abrupt end of Matt Leinart’s career, they were certainly delighted to see the Bears escape University of Phoenix stadium with a win and 12 … Continue reading
ND Opponent “Bye” Declared Slightly Less Boring than Purdue
SOUTH BEND, Ind.–During a week without much else to do, the staff at HLS was able to conduct some research regarding Notre Dame’s upcoming opponent BYE. The staff learned that BYE is a slightly less boring opponent than Purdue. In … Continue reading
Why is this the first I’m hearing about this site?
No time to write anything funny. I need to point out this site, and I need to make mention that Coach Weis was not on it until I put him there. This is a travesty of epic proportions that we … Continue reading
