Every once in a while, Domer MQ expects me to earn my lucrative paychecks and actually write something. So, when he asked me to do a season recap, naturally, I said, “What season?”
“Notre Dame,” he replied patiently.
“What year?” I asked.
“2009 should do it,” he said, through gritted teeth.
“Sport?”
“Football.”
“Why are you swinging your fists like [...]

LOS ANGELES- Her Loyal Sons investigative reporters have recently learned that HLS correspondent “Biscuit” is “pretty much resigned, and sort of okay with” Notre Dame head football coach Charlie Weis returning to coach the team in 2009.
The first indication that Biscuit would eventually support the decision of Notre Dame athletic director Jack Swarbrick to [...]

The episode starts with a bang, as baby Grace Taylor is crying in Dillon, and Coach Taylor isn’t liking his new job, his uncomfortable hotel room, and not falling asleep on his wife Connie Britton’s chest every night.
Tyra is awoken late at night by a call from Landry. Landry lost his watch on the [...]

Well, it’s official. The polls are completely meaningless now. I can tell, because domer.mq has given me the power to do the Top 25 for this week. I don’t believe in curses and hyperbole, but the #1 slot clearly has been CURSED WITH A CURSE MORE HORRIBLE THAN ANY CURSE WHICH HAS [...]

Are you looking for a “backup team” to root for now that college football season is, for all intents and purposes, over? Well, I hope you’re turning your televisions on Friday nights to the best show that no one is watching, Friday Night Lights. If you’re not watching, never fear. I’m here [...]

Well, DomerMQ is on vacation AGAIN, so I guess the Friday Roundup falls on me, which is slightly better than having Coach Weis’ D.U.F.F. here fall on me.
The Roundup:

The gentlemen at BGS break down tomorrow’s Irish-Yellow Jacket matchup, complete with starting QB theme songs, invented words like “Wheelerific” and “cheapshottery,” a partially mummified Jerry Jones, [...]

After lackluster performances by both Charlie Frye and Derek Anderson, Browns fans were treated to an inspired fourth-quarter performance by rookie quarterback Brady Quinn. Quinn threw for 155 yards and 2 touchdowns with no interceptions in just over nine minutes in the Cleveland Browns’ Saturday night matchup against the Detroit Lions. Quinn went [...]

Today is DomerMQ’s birthday. If you know him and see him, punch him. If not, feel free to wish him well in the comments. Happy birthday, you ornery old curmudgeon.

Yes, that is a real cake.