Author Archives: Bad Kermit
The 2009 Notre Dame Season Recap: An Exospective
Every once in a while, Domer MQ expects me to earn my lucrative paychecks and actually write something. So, when he asked me to do a season recap, naturally, I said, “What season?” “Notre Dame,” he replied patiently. “What year?” … Continue reading
BREAKING: Biscuit Okay, Not Thrilled with Weis’ Return
LOS ANGELES- Her Loyal Sons investigative reporters have recently learned that HLS correspondent “Biscuit” is “pretty much resigned, and sort of okay with” Notre Dame head football coach Charlie Weis returning to coach the team in 2009. The first indication … Continue reading
Dillon Panthers Coverage: Episode 2 “Bad Ideas”
The episode starts with a bang, as baby Grace Taylor is crying in Dillon, and Coach Taylor isn’t liking his new job, his uncomfortable hotel room, and not falling asleep on his wife Connie Britton’s chest every night. Tyra is … Continue reading
The HLS Totally Non-Homer Top 25 – Week 7: Mob rule.
Well, it’s official. The polls are completely meaningless now. I can tell, because domer.mq has given me the power to do the Top 25 for this week. I don’t believe in curses and hyperbole, but the #1 slot clearly has … Continue reading
Dillon Panthers Coverage: Episode 1 “Last Days of Summer”
Are you looking for a “backup team” to root for now that college football season is, for all intents and purposes, over? Well, I hope you’re turning your televisions on Friday nights to the best show that no one is … Continue reading
Friday Roundup: The “Tailgating Season Starts Tomorrow” Edition
Well, DomerMQ is on vacation AGAIN, so I guess the Friday Roundup falls on me, which is slightly better than having Coach Weis’ D.U.F.F. here fall on me. The Roundup: The gentlemen at BGS break down tomorrow’s Irish-Yellow Jacket matchup, … Continue reading
Quinn Reminds Browns Fans Why They Deserve to Be Browns Fans
After lackluster performances by both Charlie Frye and Derek Anderson, Browns fans were treated to an inspired fourth-quarter performance by rookie quarterback Brady Quinn. Quinn threw for 155 yards and 2 touchdowns with no interceptions in just over nine minutes … Continue reading
Happy Birthday to the Founder of the Feast!
Today is DomerMQ’s birthday. If you know him and see him, punch him. If not, feel free to wish him well in the comments. Happy birthday, you ornery old curmudgeon. Yes, that is a real cake.
In Last Appearance of Spring Training, Samardzija Surrenders Hit to Cyborg with Sotos Syndrome
As expected, Cubs pitcher and former Notre Dame wide receiver Jeff Samardzija, pictured here after Cubs manager Lou Piniella forced him to get his hair cut, will not be heading north with the team when they break camp at the … Continue reading
Quinn “Heavily into Goldeneye” on N64
Former Irish quarterback Brady Quinn published the first of his blog entries on his road to dominating the NFL. Quinn mentions that he used to play a lot of Tecmo Bowl, and that he was “heavily into Goldeneye” on his … Continue reading
