TODAY IS THE DAY: An Inspirational Speech

We’re gonna win!

Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL NO.

We’re gonna FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

There’s no I in TEAM!

When the chips are down, and you are walking uphill both ways in the snow, this is when you try harder!

He’s a MAN, He’s NOT A MACHINE!

Pain heals, chicks dig scars.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUT!

If We Don’t Come Together, Right Now on this Hallowed Ground, We Too Will Be Destroyed.

KING KONG’S GOT NOTHIN’ ON ME!

On This Team, We Fight For that Inch. We Tear Ourselves and Everyone Else Around Us for that Inch. Because we KNOW, when we add up all those inches, that’s gonna make the FUCKIN DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WINNIN’ AND LOSIN’. BETWEEN LIVIN’ AND DYIN’!

If he dies, he dies.

I am your Father, Luke.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?

The English are Too Many.

Today, We Celebrate…Our INDEPENDENCE DAY!

They May Take Our Lives, But They Will NEVER TAKE OUR FREEEEEDOOOOOOOOM!!!!

HOOSIERS! KARATE KID! REMEMBER THE TITANS!

This is not a game. THIS. IS. NOT. A. GAME!

While Her Loyal Sons are Marching Onward to Victory!

RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY!

GO IRISH! BEAT THE EFF OUTTA BAMA!

About The Biscuit

Founder, Head of Ranting
Don't take me, yourself, or life so seriously. This is supposed to be fun.

Biscuit co-founded HerLoyalSons in partnership with his ND roommate (Dillon Hall baby!), @mquirion, in 2006 and has been ranting about ND Football and everything Notre Dame since. He strongly believes in the mission of ND and its football program. Biscuit expects logic and data in arguments and will absolutely crush you if you come to a debate missing one or the other. He despises everything Michigan, and his favorite pastime is mocking Purdue.

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  • tlndma

    Cannons on the left, cannons on the right…
    Tis a far far better thing I do…
    You were meant to be here, this moment is yours…
    Damn the torpedoes…

    PLAY LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

  • KyNDfan

    I was confused until the final line.
    Go Irish Go!!!

  • Notre Dame fan

    Uh, the Germans didn’t bomb Pearl Harbor. Takes a little steam out of the whole hype don’t you think?

    • http://here.com TheBiscuit

      Yeah, a line from Animal House. Most of this was pulled from various movies. Regardless, didn’t work…

  • rosie

    It’s a joke, it’s from Animal House.