Monthly Archives: February 2011

We don’t post much about non-football sports on HLS…It’s really nothing against those sports, it’s really just a lack of bandwidth and time since we both spend so much time on Football (and in DMQ’s case, everything else in the … Continue reading →

What a week. What a month. What a winter. The Roundup And between now and March 22nd, Coach Kelly will spend hours watching Star Trek so he may perfect Mind Melding Coach Kelly will be speaking at the Notre Dame … Continue reading →

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USC is already in a heap of trouble, and even if the sanctions are reduced after the appeal process they’ll still be hamstrung a bit for the next few years. Now, Lane Kiffin is under investigation for his time at … Continue reading →

GREETINGS! It is I, the owner/operator of HLS, back briefly from the blogging dead to unveil our finalists in the inaugural HLS Cue Card Contest! Huzzah! Biscuit and I spent a full man-month deliberating on our picks, and here ya … Continue reading →

Thanks to reader Chris for sending this in. Get you a little fired up in the doldrums of the offseason. You will absolutely love the recap of the game-winning drive against USC. Yeah, Hughes isn’t coming back in the Fall, … Continue reading →

Mark Cuban wants a playoff, and he’s now formed a company with a pretty lame name to make it happen. Radical Football (really, Mark? Radical? Why Not just Rad? Or Way Cool Football? Or Super Awesome?) is set to blow … Continue reading →

Yeah, JACKSON BROWNE!!! “I don’t know where I’m runnin’ now, I’m just runnin’ on…” Check out the backup singer dude in that video. Freaking awesome. Anyway, ND is in pretty good shape in 2011 with Cierre Wood coming back, supported … Continue reading →

First, they tried a really big drum. Then, for a long time, Purdue students turned to booze to cope with how amazingly boring their football program is, was, and always will be. Now, they’re turning over a new leaf. Surveys … Continue reading →

JACK! Not the TEMPLE OF DOOM! NOOOOOOOOOOO! Seriously, Jack. How DARE you schedule a team that is not a perennial Top 25 program? How can you even consider a PUBLIC SCHOOL! Temple isn’t even Catholic! Their mascot is a freaking … Continue reading →