In related news, Urban Meyer is going to work for ESPN.
Expect a rash of arrests in Bristol in the next few months to fill up those shiny new jail cells. I'm sure that Urban's unique brand of leadership will result in more than one of the following:
- Production Assist Arrested for DUI. Found Sleeping at the Wheel after Smashing into a Telephone Pole. Should Be Back in Action Shortly (but after a stern talking to!).
- Statistics Researcher Arrested for Stealing Laptops. Busted While Trying to Sell them Out of Meyer's Garage. Researcher May Miss Half the Next Game.
- Lee Corso Arrested for Unloading an AK-47 in a Club Parking Lot at 4 AM. Meyer Indicated that He'd Be Back on the Gameday Team in No Time.
- Herbstreit Filmed Trying to Gouge Lou Holtz's Eyes Out During a Practice Run of College Football Live. Meyer Insists that Herbstreit Miss the First Quarter of the Next Telecast.
I expect this and much more from the Liar. This should be awesome.
