Captain Jack Will Get Ya High Tonight!

Future schedules, they're comin' round.
And 7-4-1 is gettin the boot outta this town.
Texas landed the indie network crown,
For awhile.

Mmmmm-hmmmm.

Gonna say some PC things about NBC and the Big East.
So we don't tip our hat about future channel "ND".
Actually gonna consider turf and a big screen,
That don't make ME smile!

Oh, Oh, OH...

Captain Jack will crush playoff dreams tonight,
And take on questions about non-BCS timin'.
Captain Jack will get ya answers tonight.
Just a little taste, but nothin rhymin.

Oh oh ohhhh...

Check out Captain Jack's latest in the SBTrib.

In case you didn't catch it in the song there, here are the highlights followed by my thoughts:

1) 6-5-1 is the new norm, 7-4-1 is effectively dead. Me: HUZZAH! HOORAY! YIPPEE!

2) An SEC game is possible down the road. Me: Great, let's put it right after we play Miami, Oklahoma, Michigan, Michigan State, Stanford. That's the perfect spot for a nice, easy game like 'Bama. Let's be the only team in the country that really, really tries to play solid, legit teams every week. That'll work out great.

3) ND will consider media options going forward, but it could be pretty much anything, and may not be remotely like what Texas is doing. Me: Yeah, right, we are going to do EXACTLY what Texas is doing.

4) The Big East is 'good' in football. Me: No, they're not. But that was very nice of you, Captain!

5) ND will consider a jumbotron. Me: Saying you'll consider a jumbotron is fine. Actually doing it? Not fine. At all. NEVER EVER DO THIS JACK. I don't care if it was 'great' at Yankee Stadium. First, the Yankees suck as an aspirational peer, and second it's just not ND. I also don't care if the players loved it. They can see themselves on jumbotrons 6 times a year in 6-5-1. And ten years after they graduate, they'll love going back to a Tron-less stadium.

6) ND will consider turf. Me: I don't even think it's okay to consider this.

7) There is no playoff plan that works. Me: OH YES THERE IS JACK!!!! Just read my Christmas Wish post and you'll have it - BOOM - right there. You're all set. Make it happen now!

Overall, I like Jack. Seems like a pretty smart guy that knows how to handle himself, and these matters. That said, I clearly don't agree with all his perspectives. But he has plenty of time to come around.

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