UPDATE: Pete’s apparently discovered his gaffe and has scrubbed the story of the Matt James reference. That’s okay, Pete, we took a picture.
College Football News, or “CFN” has posted their preview of the Irish football team. It was written by Pete Fiutak, and there’s no way in hell I’m linking to it, mostly because it contains the sort of misinformation you typically only see in national soccer team reports in North Korea.
Among the “gems.”
- Picks the Navy game at Yankees Stadium as the most important game of the year for the Irish.
- Calls Nate Montana “Nick Montana.”
- Claims this “Nick Montana” transferred from Washington to Notre Dame.
- AND THEN PETE FIUTAK ACTUALLY WROTE THE FOLLOWING PARAGRAPH:
New recuit Matt James might not be an elite prospect, but he was on everyone’s list of the best tackles of this year’s recruiting class with the size and frame to sit at one tackle spot for 4 years. At 6-7 and 291 pounds, the Cincinnati native followed Brian Kelly to South Bend and will get a long look at playing time right away on the outside. Even though he’s tall, he’s physical for the ground game and does a good job of shoving people around.
WHICH IS A FREAKING STRANGE THING TO WRITE ABOUT A KID WHO PASSED AWAY THIS SPRING, PETE FIUTAK, YOU FREAKING LAZY MORON.