The Legend Grows

Posted on July 14, 2010 by The Biscuit

While he's only been on campus a short while, Louis Nix III has already had a major impact on Notre Dame.

Since his arrival, which was felt as far away as Fort Wayne, rumors attribute the following to Nix:

*The ducks on St. Joe's lake have begun swimming counter clockwise, rather than their traditional clockwise

*The Dining Hall is always out of Belgian Waffles. Always.

*Female students swooning across campus, and subsequently passing out, whenever Nix laughs

*A huge shakeup of ResLife is attributed to Nix giving the group a glare while walking past their on-campus home

*Someone finally forced the NCAA into making some actual moves against USC. I can't prove it was Nix, you can't prove it wasn't.

*The ND scoreboard appears to have a glitch. It will no longer put points on the board for opposing teams. Weird.

*Strength Coach Longo has put on 5 pounds of lean muscle while dropping his body fat by 2 percentage points, just by being in the same room as Nix while Louis III works out.

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6 Responses to "The Legend Grows"

  • By SDI July 14, 2010 - 3:37 pm

    Someone asked LNIII what he thinks about manscaping. He said he has no idea what that is.

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  • By trey July 14, 2010 - 3:56 pm

    You know how there are certain haircuts named after famous people? The famous people those cuts are named for get ‘The LN III’

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  • By Jimmy Irish July 14, 2010 - 11:55 pm

    Awesome!

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  • By Brad July 15, 2010 - 6:27 am

    I heard Nix is so tough, he does all his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

    Also, little known fact…..the term “Cleveland Steamer” was inspired by the acts of Nix. While on a recruiting stop in Cleveland, he took a dump that covered half the city. True story.

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  • By E-Man July 15, 2010 - 7:55 am

    I heard that upon finding out that Nix was headed to ND, Urban Meyer tried to hide the fact that he was the head coach of UF until Nix left the state, fearing for his safety.

    I heard that LNIII was actually the basis behind the reality bending characters in the new movie “Inception”

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  • By NWohioND July 16, 2010 - 2:18 pm

    Nice Biz…the legend does grow…

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