MUNCHIES!!!!!!!!!!

You know that voice that starts yapping inside your brain when it's 3 am on a weeknight and you have NO food in the house, and you are freaking drunk/high/buzzed/whatever you do to forget about the world for a while?

Well, for Golden Tate, that voice says: go in the donut shop and eat the donuts.

Smartest move in the world? Hell no. Especially when you still haven't played a down. Illegal? Yep, at least technically.

A huge, horrible deal? No.

It's donuts.

Tate clearly needs to show better judgment. Especially with the name of the places he goes for late-night-munchies: TOP POT? In Seattle? at 3am? Seriously?

Just a taaaaad suspicious brother!

But, I mean, it's cool man. It's cooooool....puff puff give man, don't F up the rotation!

Best part? Top Pot Doughnuts (spelled the 'real' way) is an 'artisan doughnut' shop with deals with Qwest Field and with places like Starbucks...and his coach doesn't really care:

"No, I'm not disappointed at a guy being at a doughnut shop at 3 in the morning when they got maple bars like Top Pot has," Carroll deadpanned.

Yep, that's Pete Carroll, reaffirming that he really doesn't care what his players do. Shocker! And you gotta love Seahawks QB Matt Hasselbeck commenting in a very serious way on the incident:

"Must be some good Maple Bars!"

Yep, that Pacific Northwest man, they take things, like, very, very serious man....like...hey, pass those Fritos okay????

Mmmmmmmm, Fritos.

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Note: We dont support trespassing, and we think Tate should've just eaten a hot pocket and called it a night. But it's hilarious how little anyone that should've cared, didnt care.