Has he made any Crazy Ivans?

Coach Brian Kelly, your pledge name is Captain Marko Ramius, and so it shall continue to be until such time that we, the Loyal Sons, are able to determine whether you plan to launch your nuclear ballistics all over the Nation of Notre Dame, or if you really are doing something absurdly clever with your cagey moves like inviting a kid with one offer - from William & Mary - for an official visit just before signing day, cancelling walk-on try-outs and dashing the hopes and dreams of countless would-be-Rudys (albeit, temporarily), and making scholarship offers to eleventeen quarterbacks in the 2010 class. You sir, are an enigma. Like a Russian sub commander with a Scottish accent, you've got us totally perplexed and completely hooked. We look forward to seeing where this takes us.


KellyRamius

Oh sure, there are some who'd like to hunt you down and sink you before we get to the climax of your little plan, but we'd like to see what you've got in mind. Just one thing: Be careful what you shoot at. Some things at Notre Dame don't react well to misfired bullets*.

*Yes. We know that's not even close to the actual quotation.

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