David Haugh Must Explore Retirement Bid

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David Haugh. Puh-lease.

I link to this crap so you can go and comment and rip him apart. Have at it.

Where to begin? Where to begin?

Let's start here: Mr Haugh, you have no idea what Notre Dame is, what it means, and how it operates. Okay, given that we've now completely disqualified you from commenting on the topic, let's check out a few specifics.

Let's start with this gem:

"Don't make the Big Ten wait because Delany won't."

Dude, the Big Televen has been waiting on ND since my freshman year (and that was a while ago). Didn't happen then, ain't gonna happen now. They're not gonna wait? Are you kidding me? If they add another program now to even it up, and then 10 minutes later we say 'hey, can we join?', the Tweleven would probably boot the new kid out and make space for us. You're nuts to think that the conference wouldnt let ND in. Pretty much any time. That's not arrogance, that's just fact. ND as a member is worth more to them than you can even imagine. And it's worth less to ND than you can ever imagine.

You even state this same opinion:

With due respect to Missouri, Pittsburgh and Rutgers, no potential additional member benefits the Big Ten more than Notre Dame

So, let me get this straight: ND should hurry up because the Televen won't wait for us, but ND has all the power because there's no one else that will help the conference more than ND. Hmmmm, yes, quite logical...

Next...

The Notre Dame that Swarbrick and other idealists describe is a place where no coach could have resisted the chance to walk the same sideline Rockne and Leahy and Parseghian walked. But it hasn't been that place since Davie and Willingham and Weis walked there too. That's the point.

Wrong. The people that really know Notre Dame know that not all coaches would just drop everything to take the job. Especially top-tier coaches in good situations with a lot of success. Tell me my man, how often do top-tier big program coaches that are winning leave to go somewhere else to start over? Ummm, never? That's right. This has nothing to do with ND not being a top job. It's clearly one of the top CFB jobs in the country (if you consider money, exposure, ability to get talent and tradition as key criteria). It's not THE ONLY really good job, and it's probably not the best when you talk about lifestyle (the way-over-considered weather angle - half the programs in the country are in cold weather climates - and the need to recruit nationally) and scrutiny, but it's certainly a top job. You and other media guys that 'know' things love to ascribe to "Notre Dame" that we all think that our coaching job is so much better than everyone else's. The reality is that we know we have a special place, and that there are parts of ND that make the job super attractive to some people, and really not interesting to others. For example, Urban Meyer can't play gang members at ND and can't have his entire team in jail at ND and get away with it. Hence, it's not that attractive to him. The truth is somewhere in the middle. ND is a top job, but not the end-all-be-all of coaching for all people. For some it is, but for others it's not. Most fans know this, and are fine with it. Just because non-fans say that we believe this fallacy of ND being the dream job of every coach that's ever been born, doesn't mean that we do.

University leaders need to learn from the lesson of hiring Kelly and let it guide them in deciding whether to pursue Big Ten membership. Out with self-aggrandizement, in with self-awareness.

And this is where you go way wrong. I mean, could you understand ND any less? Being independent is a matter of pride and tradition at Notre Dame, yes. Can't dispute it. But saying it's all about self-aggrandizement at the expense of awareness is just a cheap shot. (You stink and your skin is pimply too, so there!) Do you have any clue about how ND operates? Its mission? Its values? ND remaining independent is core to the identity of the SCHOOL. The institution. Not just the football program. Joining the Big 10 doesn't just compromise a long-standing tradition of independence in football, it compromises the ability of the school and institution to fulfill its mission. I know you don't get this, you pretty much can't.

And then you make the leap that fully proves that you literally have NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE FREAKING TALKING ABOUT!

Don't kid yourself. This is solely a football argument.

Dude, you literally have no clue. How you're not working in the mail room is beyond me.

The reason ND was considering joining the conference in the late 90's was because of ACADEMICS. Resources, consortiums, etc. The reason ND didn't join was because of FOOTBALL (and all the alums and students, etc that wanted to maintain that independent identity). This is in no way solely a football argument. ND's football program is extremely important to the identity of the school, but it is NOT the school.

The independence argument is both a football and non-football one. In the 90's, it was the non-football side that caused the flirtation, and the football side won out. Today, both sides are anti-Big-Televen. Sorry man, it just ain't happening when all sides are aligned.

And your assertion that a 'philosophical line' has been crossed is just as full of bunk as the rest of your article. ND belongs to the Big East in name only. The school isn't a formal member of the conference. We just get to hop in and join them for non-football sports. The alliance doesn't really go beyond that. There are no other ties. Did you seriously do any research for this article?

A key thing Notre Dame must consider: Realistically, the Irish could gain easier access to the Bowl Championship Series games as a member of the Big Ten than as an independent.

So if we completely ignore the entire identity and mission of the school, and just look at football, as you start to do here, your argument still falls flat. First, your statement above is hardly fact. ND has a sweet BCS deal right now. A highly ranked 2 or even 3-loss ND team can still qualify for a BCS game. Without winning a conference, there's literally NO guarantee like that with the Televen. How does that make it easier? I don't get it. If ND comes into November with 2 losses as a conference member, we're probably behind 1-2 teams in the pecking order, which likely leaves us out. In a conference of one, we're in. Can you do that math?

And your motivation for this need to affiliate is that we'd then have a conference championship to play for mid-season when we have 2 losses? Two things on that. 1) You assume that ND's subpar record of late is because a 2-loss team, mid-season, has nothing to play for. ARE YOU ON CRACK? HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF BCS BOWLS? OR MAYBE HOW ABOUT JUST WANTING TO WIN? OR EVEN BASE PRIDE???? There are plenty of things to play for at that point. Just because recent teams (and their coaches) haven't performed later in the year, doesn't mean this is an institutional issue. It means we needed a new coach. Check. 2) What's the message sent, if we make this move for this reason? "Eh, we give up on being a school that aims for BCS Bowls and MNCs. We're just aiming for a nice Conference Championship to settle for"? That's just weak. That's about as anthithetical to ND as atheism. ND stakeholders, regardless of the realism in today's world, aim for something higher. We push for that higher goal. Yeah, it'd be easier to win with no restrictions. We want to win with them. Doesn't make it easier, but making it EASIER isn't the point. Doing it in the right way IS the point.

But you'd have no clue. You went to Ball State.

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