Just a friendly reminder folks, that NOBODY knows ANYTHING.
The list of folks that know nothing includes:
*Footballcoachscoopsucksballs.com
*NDNation.com, or any of their 'leaders'
*ESPN
*All Bloggers
*Bob Stoops
*Brian Kelly
*MGoanything
*Charlie Weis
*The Team
*Me
*DMQ
*The Pope
*Any 'journalist'
*All twitter account holders
*Bill Clinton
*Anyone that's ever posted on a message board on any topic ever for any reason. Ever.
*Lou Holtz
*Mark May (well, he NEVER knows anything, so this should be assumed)
*GW Bush
*Poodle Pete (well, he knows his girlfriend's address, but that's it)
*RichRod (he doesn't even know he sucks)
*Carlos Dunlap (bc he's hammered)
*Hurley from Lost
*Lynn Swann
*Your mom
*My mom
*Your uncle
*My uncle
*Your friend's friend that used to work in ND admissions that heard from the dining hall lady that she saw Coach X walk into Building Y on Day 4 at noon.
*Ghandi
The list of folks that know anything (so I guess it's almost nobody):
*Jack Swarbrick
*Father Jenkins
*The world when it's announced
Note: Louis Nix III knows he's a badass, but doesn't know who the next coach is either. Yet. I'm sure he'll deduce it using quantum mechanics and his right bicep shortly.
By The Biscuit December 8, 2009 - 5:19 pm
Oh, and feel free to add your thoughts on who else knows nothing. A few I forgot:
*Chicago Tribune
*South Bend Tribune
*All Illinois Fans
*All Cincy Fans
*All Oklahoma Fans…this could get long…
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By SDI December 8, 2009 - 5:23 pm
Louis Nix knows how to speak French in Russian.
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By Samari December 8, 2009 - 5:24 pm
*Tim Tebow
*Chuck Norris
*Jim Harbaugh (except he knows how to be a dick)
The Time Cube guy knows because he’s already on the 4th rotation but our feeble minds would never be able to understand him because we were educated stupid.
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By JD December 8, 2009 - 6:03 pm
I doubt Brian Kelly “knows nothing.”
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By kevin December 8, 2009 - 7:59 pm
If you could write a post a day about Louis Nix being a complete badass, my days would be much brighter during finals week. Every single one has had me laughing out loud in the lab. Thanks and love the site. You guys are the best besides maybe bluegraysky, but you post more so you win.
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By TBoneND December 8, 2009 - 8:01 pm
You forgot Obama!
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By The Biscuit December 8, 2009 - 8:09 pm
Wow, thanks Kev. Beating out BGS is a true honor (bc they actually know what they’re talking about and we just rant).
JD, the point is that anything that comes out could just as easily be true as not, so you can’t trust any of it. Whatever he may know, he may not know (bc he wont know he has the job til he has it – and we wont know that has happened til it’s announced). So listening to what people say he knows, or what he says he knows, is no more legit than anything else. Until it’s announced. Until we know. So, he don’t know.
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