But at least we know that, and we acknowledge it with our daily Notre Dame Head Coach Search Mantra:
"Nobody Knows F-All About What's Going On With The Notre Dame Coaching Search."
Learn it, live it, and watch out, because there are parties out there, parties we may join on occasion, who are seeking to dilute every rumor by adding a new one every chance we, um, they get, and seeking to out any site that would publish unsubstantiated crap.
Fighting a fire by burning everything down before the fire can arrive is usually effective, and it's often fun too!
UPDATE: VICTORY! (I'd just like to thank HCCDillonite07 for letting us in on this gag and letting us play along.)
By Chaz December 5, 2009 - 2:10 pm
Here is a tidbit from the Chicago Sun Times…
Notre Dame fans want the best coach possible, yet they keep scratching all the top candidates off their list. Mike Leach is a Mormon. Jim Harbaugh is divorced. Jon Gruden had a DUI. Randy Edsall hasn’t won enough, Pat Fitzgerald isn’t old enough and Skip Holtz doesn’t recruit well enough. Then there’s the latest controversy that’s lighting up the message boards of what might be the most plugged-in fan base in the nation: Cincinnati coach Brian Kelly is said to be pro-choice. Where precisely Kelly stands on what should be a private issue is uncertain, and frankly nobody’s business, but if true it could be a deal-breaker for many on the Catholic university’s campus.
Chicago Sun Times
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By The Biscuit December 5, 2009 - 2:38 pm
That’s BS Chaz. “People” may say those things, but Jack and Father John will make a hire based on football first, personal things second.
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By The Biscuit December 5, 2009 - 2:38 pm
Btw, not saying you’re BS. Saying that the Sun-Times is.
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By SDI December 5, 2009 - 2:49 pm
That would be absolutely insane to start vetting coaches for their political views.
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By “Sources” « Her Loyal Sons May 11, 2010 - 10:31 am
[...] Much like the coaching search, I literally believe none of it. I don’t believe either side, because no one with any authority to say anything has said anything. Mantra. [...]
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