Friday Roundup: The “Oh Thank God For Ethiopia” Edition

Jebus. Who's idea was it to move to the east coast? Did you know all the Thursday night college football games end after midnight here? Thank God some Ethiopian once said, "hey, I bet if we roast the hell out of that little bean, and then beat the crap out of that little bean, and then make it sit in really hot water and then drink the resulting brew, it'll help us wake up." Well done, Ethiopia. Thinking like that is what got you to the forefront of the global economy.

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