Insert “Witty” Pun Using Tate’s First Name Here
The Biscuit - 3:14 pm
Man, where we would be without Golden Tate? (likely 2-3 at best) This kid is electric. He’s mystifying. He’s a playmaker. He’s cocky and bold and ridiculous on the field.
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I love this kid.
Tate has carried this team offensively over the past 2 weeks, stretching defenses and destroying double-coverage to keep the Irish Offense humming. Tate is 4th in the country in receiving yards at 602, just 37 yards out of 1st. He’s averaging over 18 YPC, and he’s hauled in 4 TDs. He’s added another 93 yards in rushing, and made key play after key play to keep Irish drives alive. His stats were capped off this week by a record-braking 244 yards receiving. 244! That’s just madness.
Tate started off the year a bit rusty, and to be honest, he looked a bit lazy. As Michael Floyd established himself as the clear #1, Tate seemed to retract a bit, rather than assert himself. He missed assignments, and he dropped key passes (especially against Michigan). But as Floyd left the field with his season-ending injury, Tate has stepped up. Big Time.
He’ll come at you from every part of the field. X? Check. Y? Check. Z? Check. Halfback? Fullback? QUARTERBACK? CHECK, CHECK, CHECK. It’s this elusiveness and flexibility that really makes Golden so effective, and so tough to stop. Weis would be wise to keep using him in so many ways, even if/when Floyd rejoins the lineup. He’s been a huge lift for an ND offense hobbled with injuries, and he’ll continue to be all over the place, worrying opposing defenses to no end.
Tate is everywhere, Tate is nowhere.
Tate is blowing past you with ridiculous speed.
I mean, the kid IS Golden.

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If you haven’t yet, go back and watch the long touchdown catch. Tate catches the ball takes a few steps and sees two defenders approaching from either direction. He hits the jets (you actually see his feet accelerate almost like cartoon animation) and he splits the defenders and leaves them crashing into each other–which sucked for them because one of those kids ended up with a broken leg. The scary thing is, I think he is only scraping the surface of what he is truly capable of.
October 5, 2009 at 3:40 pmThe Biscuit
SD, I watched that play a few times on Tivo. The after-burners are ridiculous. After the catch, he’s as dangerous as any player in the country.
October 5, 2009 at 11:14 pmDeepTeaKup
Witty caption, hmm. “How’s this for a Golden Shower MSU band geeks?”
October 5, 2009 at 11:26 pmdomer.mq
“Golden Tate, seen here in a photo that’s far too large for the column containing it…”
One of these days, Biscuit, you’ll learn how to use the internets.
October 6, 2009 at 8:39 amThe Biscuit
I will not! NEVER!
October 6, 2009 at 10:10 amtrey
“MSU Band member opens wide for another Golden-member”
October 6, 2009 at 6:32 pm