You’re So Predictable: Bad News

domer.mq - 8:02 pm

You’ve already heard that Chris Martin has gone soft on his verbal to Notre Dame. You’ve also already heard that Fauria is out for the summer and fall due to “personal reasons.” Life has taught us little, but one thing it likes to teach us again and again is that bad news comes in threes. The last 2 seasons total loses: 9 and 6 – each divisible by three. See what we mean? Oh, and 9 + 6 = 15… also divisible by three! What are the odds of that!?

So with that in mind, we ask all you Chicken Littles out there…


What will the 3rd bit of Bad News be for the Irish?

  • Mitch Mustain decides to transfer to Notre Dame (39%, 33 Votes)
  • Sam Young's amateur status revoked due to turning pro in competitive eating. (17%, 14 Votes)
  • Lafortune Quarter Dogs become Dollar Dogs (14%, 12 Votes)
  • ND Stadium renovations fail code inspections - all 2009 home games to be played in Cleveland (12%, 10 Votes)
  • Touchdown Jesus renamed to "Raise The Roof Jesus" (11%, 9 Votes)
  • Jimmy Clausen quits football to join ABBA Revival Cover Band (5%, 4 Votes)
  • Golden Dome to be re-plated in Nickle (2%, 2 Votes)
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