Friday Roundup: The “Perfection” Edition

I bought a grill this week, and while God didn’t bless be by allowing me to win 232 million dollars (a challenge I made all that much more difficult for God by not buying a ticket – free will for the win!(?)), he did give me the weather today, and his work will be honored by the consumption of jerk chicken and tequila lime corn on the cob. Kick. Ass.

The Roundup:

• Hey, look, Dr. Saturday just made the point that ND’s best chance in a while to defeate SoCal (on paper) doesn’t look so good (on paper).
• Come to think of it, this might be the first time in Dantonio’s tenure at MSU where he’s had to search for leadership.
• We had to duct-tape our fingers together from making really mean jokes on this blog yesterday about Lee Corso’s stroke. So we’ll just throw the story up here and hope the angel wins over the devil (both look like Porky Pig, by the way).
• Biscuit, nearly 2 years ago, picked up on the fact that Florida is the new Thug U, and ever since, at least once a month, some Florida fan from the backwaters shows up on this site and comments on that post. Most of the time our spam filter picks it up and we just throw it away. The English language and the temporal quality of blogs deserve better.
• What the hell is Mike Leach doing wearing my best Hawaiian Shirt?

Pretty slow news day. I expect things to get more interesting soon. Phil Steele hits the shelves in a little over a week. Preseason T-25s are on the way. And we’ve actually got something pretty good cooking to pass the summer days, so stay tuned.

Meanwhile. Anyone got a killer grilling recipe? Feel free to share in the comments. I’m going to cook enough meat this weekend to feed Sally Struthers.