Poodle Pete to Write Book on Cheating
The Biscuit
I mean, winning. Forever.
“Cheating to Win Winning Forever” is the title of the forthcoming book. In it, Pete will talk about how he hooks recruits up with cash sells USC’s great academics and ghetto picturesque setting to bring in the most morally malleable best talent, how Reggie Bush led by example on and off the field despite taking hundreds of thousands of dollars from shady dudes and how that reflects Pete’s great leadership style, and how the LB corp at USC spends a lot of time in the gym taking steroids working out with great intensity. (which reflects Pete’s own hard-work ethic).
Great! Can’t wait to check it out.
“Winning Forever. Without Getting Caught.“
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3 Comments
O J got caught…
Great, I need a $19.00 wad of shit paper.
Actually what USC needs is more porta potties , as the urine from them is always overflowing at
the Colosseum!
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