Friday Roundup: The “Lionel Richie Wasn’t A Commodore” Edition

I know I’m old because recently it dawned on me that I’ll freely walk around Target whistling songs that would have embarrassed me just a few years ago. Come to think of it, walking around Target probably indicates age as well, considering I think of that as, “my usual Saturday morning.” And come to think of it further, the fact that I now have a “usual Saturday morning” that involves a me who has already showered and dressed for the day probably indicates aging as well.

Anyway, fun fact: Lionel Richie had already left the Commodores when the Commodores released “Night Shift.” What a damn fine song.

The Roundup:

• Miami coaches are apparently really testing the players’ dedication this spring.
• I Went To Texas’ Spring Jamboree, and all I got was this stupid grass.
• How do I know Twitter is big? The old-foagiest of old-foagy college coaches Twitters.
• UM(s!) “qb” Sheridan only has a “small” fracture in his leg. UM(s!) only has a “small” chance of not sucking in 2009.
• Are you faster than a college head coach?
• Overthrow a government, and often expats will return. Same goes for Tennessee.
• “Allen has a tendency to go down whenever the wind whips up in Notre Dame Stadium.” Snap.