RichRod Twitters

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So that’s great.  Now we get to know what this sleazebag is doing all hours of the day.   You can read as RR negotiates his next contract (”Hey there UM (sucks) fans, I am all-in with you skunkbears for the long haul”) and then how he bails in the middle of the night (”It sure is dark here on the roads at 1am in Ann Arbor, but we need to beat traffic to get down to the next school that thinks I’m somehow honorable – hold on, let me call a UM recruit here, then I’ll be back”) 

Read along as RR somehow gets out of a contract and doesn’t want to pay up on his end of the deal!  (Hey there, I know you all might think I owe the school millions of dollars just because I signed a contract that said I do, but I don’t.  Not really.)

Read up while RR hits on UM (sucks!) cheerleaders while his wife is out of town!   (”Giving a ‘motivational speech’ to the cheer squad girls here tonight – no, guy cheerleaders don’t NEED my kind of motivation, okay? Heh. Heh.”)   Live right in the action while he leads an experienced Skunkbear squad to 3-9!  (”Yeah, we lost again.  I thought we were getting better and then I realized I’m still the coach…”)

Be RIGHT there along side him (virtually speaking) as he holds open walk-on tryouts to find his new starting QB, after every other QB transfers (except the walk-ons)!  (”I didn’t mind that Mallet left, we only care about the guys here – not the guys that left.  Same with Threet, and Forcier, and Denard.  Don’t need THOSE guys, they’re not here.  I really like this Sheridan kid though – he sticks by ya.”) 

You can even find out where/when he’s selling that snake oil he’s so famous for, and you can read his play-by-play while Skunkbear fans attempt to fellate the strength coach.  (”Man, Barwis can yell and people love to record it on camera phones. Wow, he must be good at his job.”)

Super duper behind the scenes access.  Amazing what technology can do.  And what RR can do. 

*This is almost certainly not really RR.  First, RR doesn’t know how to use a computer (bc he’s from West VIRGINIA, hahahaha, great joke right no stupid yes).  Second, you don’t say ‘this is the real coach rod’ if you’re the real coach rod.

DTK, fire away with some lame response, the comment board is yours.  But it will not change the truth:  RR = tool.  You must accept it man.