Tim Tebow: Not All That Wholesome

Much has been made about Tim Tebow’s eye-black phrases. Typically, he wears eye-black strips marked with a biblical passage reference. For example, last night, in the BCS Championship Game, Tebow wore “John 3:16″ which reads:

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

And, obviously, Fox’s Thom Brennaman saw that and thought the passage was in reference to Tim Tebow himself.

But we at HLS have learned that the markings on Tebow’s eye-black must be approved by the equipment managers and the Florida Sports Information Department. And after we learned this, we bribed someone so we could get the rejected eye-black submissions from Tebow*. As you’ll see below, Tebow is less “wholesome,” and more “capitalist with juvenile sense of humor.”

*Not really. We didn’t bribe anyone, and these are all fake. Please don’t sue us, humorless Florida people.