Much has been made about Tim Tebow's eye-black phrases. Typically, he wears eye-black strips marked with a biblical passage reference. For example, last night, in the BCS Championship Game, Tebow wore "John 3:16" which reads:
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
And, obviously, Fox's Thom Brennaman saw that and thought the passage was in reference to Tim Tebow himself.
But we at HLS have learned that the markings on Tebow's eye-black must be approved by the equipment managers and the Florida Sports Information Department. And after we learned this, we bribed someone so we could get the rejected eye-black submissions from Tebow*. As you'll see below, Tebow is less "wholesome," and more "capitalist with juvenile sense of humor."
*Not really. We didn't bribe anyone, and these are all fake. Please don't sue us, humorless Florida people.
By The Biscuit January 9, 2009 - 6:36 pm
My Girlfriend…32DD’s
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By DeepTeaKup January 9, 2009 - 6:57 pm
Again, great work from the guys at HLS. But domer, seriously what is up with your Arby’s obsession? Do you really like shaved horsemeat on stale bread?
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By domer.mq January 9, 2009 - 7:19 pm
Ah. I forgot you know of my 5-for-5 obsession. I haven’t had one of those, DTK, since Detroit, I think. But man did I love them.
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By trey January 9, 2009 - 11:30 pm
Funniest damn post in a month. Im gonna need to get a new monitor because I spewed $10 trappist ale all over mine after reading that.
A few more submissions:
Fat Chicks … Need (heart) 2
AK … 47
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By Face Mask January 11, 2009 - 12:19 pm
You have upset the delicate balance between Sainthood & Damnation. I hope the Media Gods will show mercey. I will light a candle at the shrine of St. Tebow in Bristol. I leave you with one word. FAVICON!
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