7 Jan 2009

BC AD Gene DeFilippo is a 7th Grade Girl

The Biscuit - 3:46 pm

Seriously.

Do you remember in Junior High when you were dating that cute girl?  Let’s call her, ummm, I have no idea how to come up with a made-up name for a girl that I seriously didn’t date.  I really didn’t!  Never!  Let’s just go with Megan.

Okay, so you’re dating that cute girl in Jr. High – Megan.  She was from across town, had short brown hair (just saying, she MIGHT have) and she played “Kiss or Kill” with you at your friend Jim’s house on Halloween (again, all hypothetical).  It was your first boyhood romance and you were all smitten.  SMITTEN by a 7th grade girl.  You “date”, which means you make out here and there and pass notes and otherwise act like a 7th grade moron for a few weeks.  Then it gets annoying.  “Megan” is all up in your mix all the time.  And, by the way, Whitney has a crush on you, you hear.  Whitney is hotter and more popular, by the way, and since you’re a 7th grade boy, you’re automatically thinking about trading up.  This gets around, even though you have no intention of acting on it.  You were just thinking about it!  Of course, the beautiful yet heartless Megan gets worried.  “Is he going to dump me? Oh, that’d be horrible!”  And then?   

BOOM, you’re dumped.  By Megan’s best friend even, acting as a representative for the female half of the equation.  Why? WHHHHHYYYYY???? OH LORD WHY????

It’s the pre-emptive dump!   Megan, you heartbraking harpie!  Dumping me – um, no, “you” – because she thought you were going to break up with her, and she had to beat you to it.  She just had to!  Because her little ego couldn’t HANDLE you dumping her!

That’s Gene DeFilippo.  His lawyer is his friend, and you’re the Jagoff.  Gene dumped Jags through his best friend because he didn’t like Jags hearing about/flirting with interest from another, hotter, more popular girl. 

Hence, BC’s AD is a 7th Grade Girl.   Perfect if you ask me.

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Comments

  • domer.mq

    Brian Cook and I agree on the only direction BC can take after this. It’s a really uncomfortable feeling.

    http://ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/2009/01/07/boston-college-hire-charlie-strong-or-die/

    January 7, 2009 at 4:47 pm

  • The Biscuit

    you are dead to me. it’s your job to vehemently disagree with him publicly, even if you personally agree.

    January 7, 2009 at 5:14 pm

  • DeepTeaKup

    See I think this post tells us a lot about the Biscuit and the demons that torture him to this day. Is the second part of this story that Megan ends up with Rich Rodriguez? That would explain a lot

    January 7, 2009 at 5:47 pm

  • ColoNDFan

    Megan!

    I love it, my middle school crush was Megan, we eventually dated in college and she was well….. crazy

    January 7, 2009 at 6:14 pm

  • gwzimm

    psst…..Fredo. Tyrone is available.

    January 7, 2009 at 7:05 pm

  • The Biscuit

    DTK, RR dates current college cheerleaders. I wouldnt start tying him to 7th graders if I were you – he’s already half way there.

    January 8, 2009 at 12:05 am

  • Mark Makers

    I don’t blame DeFillipo or BC. Don’t get me wrong, I’m enjoying their moment of squirming in the spotlight, but they are doing the right thing. This is not the behavior you would expect from a 2nd year head coach. Assistants are the ones expected to shop around. But by taking the role of a leader, the head coach needs to demonstrate more substance and a lot more loyalty -to the institution and to the young men he talked into attending Fredo.

    January 8, 2009 at 2:47 pm

  • DeepTeaKup

    Biscuit, wait, you can’t do that. How dare you turn my words against me, it’s so unfair.

    January 8, 2009 at 5:25 pm

  • trey

    I thought I had made a post on this topic? Maybe I didnt hit submit hard enough…

    Anyway, my comment was that I tend to side more on the school than on Jagoff. If your employer tells you “if you go interview at another place, you’re going to be fired here,” what does it say if you spit in their face and do it anyway? Throw out the argument of BC standing in the way of a promotion, he was still beholden to THEM and he ignored a directive from his employer. He definitely deserved to be fired.

    January 8, 2009 at 6:18 pm

  • The Biscuit

    I’m not on anyone’s side here. I think they all suck. I’m just observing that Gene is a 7th grade girl. No judgement, just an observation.

    January 8, 2009 at 6:26 pm

  • Ted

    You are an idiot

    May 14, 2009 at 10:28 pm