Urban: Choking Girls Out? That’s Not What We’re About!
The Biscuit - 3:27 pm
Chant it with me now! CHOKING GIRLS OUT (ba-dum) THAT’S NOT WHAT WE’RE ABOUT! (ba-dum)
Play it on the world’s lamest/biggest drum Purdue people!
CHOKING GIRLS OUT! (ba-dum) THAT’S NOT WHAT WE’RE ABOUT! (ba-dum)
Nope nope nope! Urban runs a cleeeeean football program. No thugs here, nope nope nope.
On a day when a DB gets kicked off the team for felony battery for choking his girl, Urban makes this declaration:
“Jacques Rickerson is no longer part of our team — that is not what our program is about”
So what IS your team about Urban? There was a dude last year, Ronnie Wilson, that discharged an AK-FREAKING-47 at night in the midst of a fight. That dude, remember him Urban? Yep, you let him BACK ON THE TEAM.
So let me get this straight, just so everyone knows what’s up.
Urban’s Teams ARE NOT about: Choking Out Girls
Urban’s Teams ARE about: Firing Illegal Assault Rifles During Fights Outside Clubs at 2AM
Cliff’s Notes: Urban=Assault Rifles; Urban DON’T DIG Choking Out girls.
Got that? Glad we’re clear.
Oh yeah, and it looks like Ronnie just got charged again, this time for assault.
Firing assault rifles didn’t get him permanently banned from the team/kicked out of school, but maybe this will.
Doubtful.
The Biscuit
And RichRod, don’t think I didn’t forget you you scumbag! Stonum gets arraigned for DUI and you suspend him for ONE GAME! And then you PLAY HIM ANYWAY???? Lord.
November 4, 2008 at 4:08 pmDeepTeaKup
Just FYI, Stonum was suspended a few weeks ago for one game, no one knew why until now.
November 4, 2008 at 9:09 pmThe Biscuit
DTK. RR knew. And he wasn’t suspended – he played anyway, and then didn’t start the next game, but ended up playing most of it. That’s no punishment. But, then again, just being associated with 2-10 UM (sucks) is punishment…
November 5, 2008 at 1:46 amDeepTeaKup
Sigh,
http://www.mlive.com/wolverines/football/index.ssf/2008/11/rodriguez_no_further_discipline_for_stonum.html
To summarize:
DUI happens 9/28
Stonum suspended for 10/4 game
plays but does not start 9/11 game
But by all means don’t let facts get in the way of blind hatred.
November 5, 2008 at 12:50 pmDeepTeaKup
Should “read plays but does not start 10/11 game”
November 5, 2008 at 12:52 pmPaul
Just for what it’s worth, most rifles AK’s aren’t actually illegal, especially following the expiration of the assault rifle ban several years ago.
November 7, 2008 at 10:46 am