Northwestern University Must Be Pretty Lame

domer.mq - 1:22 pm

This morning, TheBigLead.com published undated photos of Notre Dame football players Jimmy Clausen, James Aldridge, and Brian Smith at what is apparently a party. And the website notes that said party may have been called “The Beer Olympics.” We noticed the post and thought little of it, figuring that TBL originally posted the photos because the players are wearing some really unusual “team uniforms.” In other words, they look like stupid college kids being stupid college kids.

But then Brian Hamilton of the Chicago Tribune picked up on the story, as he often does after surfing the internet looking for stories to serve as “inspiration,” and turned it into a post headlined: Could ND players be in hot water over pics?

Brian, a graduate of Northwestern University, apparently thought it was news-worthy to mention that these football players in these undated photos may have been drinking beer! Yes, beer! In college! At a party! At Notre Dame! My God!

This, of course, leads us to a question we keep asking ourselves about Brian: Has Brian Hamilton, the Notre Dame beat writer for the Chicago Tribune, ever actually stepped foot on ND’s campus? The place reeks of beer. That smell in the air every 3rd day? That’s not an “ethanol plant.” What a ridiculous notion. If there were really a plant producing that much ethanol, oil would be about 3 bucks a barrel. That smell is just vapors from all the spilled beer in the dorm carpeting.

We haven’t gotten any comments from Brian on why he chose to attend Northwestern over, say, Bob Jones or Wheaton. And, frankly, we feel about as motivated to actually reach him as Brian feels compelled to cover his beat with any semblance of competence.

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