Oh Come OOOOOOOnnnnnn…
The Biscuit
Urban Meyer just reinstated Ronnie Wilson to the team, a guy that pulled out a freaking AK-47 last year in a parking lot at a bar or club or something. Orson at EDSBS has the full scoop at the link…
I wrote a while back about how Florida had become the Bungles last year with their 3,450 arrests and 11,450 convictions on the same number of counts (almost rivaling Penn State!!! zing!), but this is ridiculous.
At this rate, nothing at all matters off the field. If you can 1) Own an AK-47 2) Drive around with it in your trunk 3) Pull it out in a drunken argument and 4) Fire that weapon during said argument and STILL get back on the team, there is no cut-off point. You just can’t do anything to get kicked off the Gator team/out of school permanently. UF might as well raid Death Row, get some huge psychopaths acquitted and suit them up.
I bet Charles Manson would make a great CB. Suit him up Urb!
Maybe Suge Knight could play on the line? I mean, he’s big, he owns lots of guns, and he almost killed Vanilla Ice. Sounds like Urb’s kind of guy!
And maybe Hannibal Lecter could be the DC! He’d be aggressive, yet somewhat sneaky and creepy. Awesome. Go for it Urb.
University of Florida has some decent kids on the team, but the Gators are very, very quickly becoming Thug U. I’m sure Miami would be pissed at the thought, but it’s happening as we speak.
The dude had this in his trunk. Seriously?
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Is there any truth to the rumor that Omar Hunter hurt his back while lifting weights, thereby prompting the reinstatement of Wilson?
yes, Omar got hurt. but i dont think that was the reason for the reinstatement. i think it was going to happen anyway (i have no data on that, just my perception/hunch…)
Suge Knight used up his eligiblity already. Played at the University of Houston.
Did he pull out an AK-47 while there? No? See, even Suge Knight isn’t as bad as Wilson…
Suge, doesn’t need an AK 47, look at that man. BTW, I heard Urban Meyer was the inspiration for Nic Cage in Lord of War.
[...] So what IS your team about Urban? There was a dude last year, Ronnie Wilson, that discharged an AK-FREAKING-47 at night in the midst of a fight. That dude, remember him Urban? Yep, you let him BACK ON THE TEAM. [...]
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