Whoooooooooo-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!  I am the Costenbader!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let’s go get druuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just turned 2o-freaking-1 and now I can legally drink woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

I been dranking for 18 years already but what the hell, let’s get wasteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got my cat wasteeeeeed cuz I’m twenty-one wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

C’mon guys, let’s go over to campus yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boyyyyyyyyeeeeeee!!!!!

Let’s trash the Penn State football locker room!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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cricket.  cricket.                                                                    cricket.

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Really!  C’mon! 

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No?  Come ooooooooooonnn.  It’ll be the best.  C’monC’monC’monC’monnnnnnnnnnnn. 

No?

Okay…I’ll go by myself.  But I’ll really trash it.  I will.

I will.

I will!

I WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! I will TRASH THAT LOCKER ROOM IN MY FREAKING BOXERS THEN PASS OUT IN THE FREAKING BATHROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  CUZ I’m 20-freaking-1 and LEGAL BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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