Dick Rod Disappoints Judges of Bravo’s Project Runway

In anticipation of the new season of Bravo's hit series, "Project Runway," Rich Rodriguez has unveiled the new Michigan Outfit for 2008.



Here's how the judges reacted...

  • Heidi: I'm stunned. I'm like "whoa."
  • Tim: Yeah. Mmmhmm. Mmmhmm. I see what you mean. He did not make this work.
  • Heidi: Let's ask the designer what he was thinking. Dick Rod!
  • Dick: Yes, Dahhling?
  • Heidi: Dick Rod, what vur you thinking with your creation?
  • Dick: I vus zinking, "new," Dahhling.
  • Heidi: New?
  • Dick: New.
  • Heidi: Rather than...
  • Dick: Razzer zan "old," Dahhling.
  • Tim: But I have to say, if you were going for "new," rather than "old," it looks rather familiar. Like this is something we've all seen before.
  • Dick: ...
  • Heidi: Well, Dick Rod, what have you got to say?
  • Dick: Zee swoops!
  • Heidi: Zee swoops?
  • Dick: Zee swoops! Zey ah diffwent, Dahhling.
  • Heidi: ...
  • Dick: ...
  • Tim: Well, uh, well, I love the frills.
  • Dick: Zee fwills?
  • Tim: Yes. The frills. And the detailing is impeccable.
  • Dick: ...I'd hoped you vould notice zee fwills. I did zem for you, Dahhling...
  • Heidi: ...
  • Tim: ...
  • Dick: ...
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