Dick Rod Disappoints Judges of Bravo’s Project Runway

domer.mq - 9:08 pm

In anticipation of the new season of Bravo’s hit series, “Project Runway,” Rich Rodriguez has unveiled the new Michigan Outfit for 2008.



Here’s how the judges reacted…

  • Heidi: I’m stunned. I’m like “whoa.”
  • Tim: Yeah. Mmmhmm. Mmmhmm. I see what you mean. He did not make this work.
  • Heidi: Let’s ask the designer what he was thinking. Dick Rod!
  • Dick: Yes, Dahhling?
  • Heidi: Dick Rod, what vur you thinking with your creation?
  • Dick: I vus zinking, “new,” Dahhling.
  • Heidi: New?
  • Dick: New.
  • Heidi: Rather than…
  • Dick: Razzer zan “old,” Dahhling.
  • Tim: But I have to say, if you were going for “new,” rather than “old,” it looks rather familiar. Like this is something we’ve all seen before.
  • Dick: …
  • Heidi: Well, Dick Rod, what have you got to say?
  • Dick: Zee swoops!
  • Heidi: Zee swoops?
  • Dick: Zee swoops! Zey ah diffwent, Dahhling.
  • Heidi: …
  • Dick: …
  • Tim: Well, uh, well, I love the frills.
  • Dick: Zee fwills?
  • Tim: Yes. The frills. And the detailing is impeccable.
  • Dick: …I’d hoped you vould notice zee fwills. I did zem for you, Dahhling…
  • Heidi: …
  • Tim: …
  • Dick: …
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