Okay, maybe this isn't the only reason I no longer live in South Carolina. The fear of the effect it could have on the educations of my unborn children, the massive amount of resentment I hold for tourists, and the 9th hole at Caledonia, which should be so freaking easy, and yet will not allow me to birdie it probably has something to do with that too, but this story reminds me of something.
When I was a wee lad from New England, and I showed up to my first day of school dropping my "R"s, walking fast, and having no idea what or who "Clemson," was, a much older kid who somehow was still in my class walked up to me and, without introductions, asked, "Clemson or Carolina?" Like I said, I had no idea who Clemson was, but I knew I was now in South Carolina, so I went with the safe bet, "Carolina."
And that's the first time anyone ever punched me.
I turned out okay, but that older kid? Well, I think this is what happened to him.
By trey July 10, 2008 - 12:00 pm
Thats impressive stuff.
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By The Biscuit July 10, 2008 - 1:42 pm
wait til he gets older and gains weight. it’s going to look like that cat’s feet are getting sucked into a vortex located in this dude’s ass.
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By OC Domer July 10, 2008 - 1:44 pm
Clemson fans have always amused me. They tend to act like fans of schools like ‘Bama or LSU – you know, programs that actually have some hardware in their trophy cases – yet as far as I know, Clemson hasn’t ever won anything. (I went back and checked. One National Championship in 1981).
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By The Biscuit July 10, 2008 - 2:20 pm
yeah, if you have fewer NC’s than us since 1990, you can’t brag too much. if you have >0 since then, but only 1, you still can’t brag too much. that said, i kinda like clemson. i dig the way they play, and they/their fans seem ok to me. even this dude. i could hang with him. pre-ass-vortex at least.
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By The Biscuit July 10, 2008 - 2:21 pm
not fewer. i mean the same number as us. as in 0.
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By trey July 10, 2008 - 9:09 pm
I learned a new word today…ass vortex. Thanks guys.
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By Corey September 1, 2009 - 1:36 pm
Being a Clemson fan..This is horrible!
I’m a di-hard fan but my goodness, this guy had one up on me.
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By Lauren September 8, 2009 - 9:48 pm
All tackiness aside, as a Clemson fan, born and raised, I have to admit the artwork in that tat is pretty impressive and very accurate. The paw is ridiculously good. However, if the author of this post had really ever spent any time getting to know his place of residence, he would have found some great academic opportunities amongst all other less impressive options. As a CU graduate, I’m a little offended.
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