April Fool’s Day?  No no….that happens in APRIL.  Right, right right…what is it then?

Opposite Day?  Satire Day?  Writers Smoke Crack and Then Write Day?

Whichever it is, this headline just doesn’t make sense taken seriously:

“Nice Guys Can Win”

…referring to Mr. Dick Rodriguez.

Seriously?  Dude that doesn’t want to own up to his $4M contract is nice?  Dude that started calling WVU recruits to bring them to Michigan while still employed by WVU is nice?  Dude that impregnated cheerleader(s), nice?  The Snake Oil Salesman? Nice?

Right.  Pretty soon you’ll see headlines like “Honest Guys Can Win” referring to Urban Meyer and “Hard Working Guys Can Win” referring to Ty Willie. 

“Young Guys Can Win” - a journey into the (ancient) soul of JoePa.

“Loyal Guys Can Win”  - an interview with Bobby Petrino

“Polite Speakers Can Win”  - time with Charlie Weis

“Understated Guys Can Win” - a profile of Pete Carroll

If Chip Mundy didn’t score a ton of free Michigan junk and/or lifetime passes to the Skunkbear Bowl for writing that RichRod is nice, then I have no understanding of the universe we’re in anymore.  None.

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