Oh God, Please No

Maybe I should create a new category for, "Be Careful What You Wish For."

Irish Band of Brothers has posted a purported "short list" of candidates for the AD position at Notre Dame, and it contains all the inspiration of the St. Crispin's Day Speech as read by a dyslexic kid with ADD in the role of Henry V. "The fewer men, the guitar share for horror. Hi mommy! I have a funny hat! I want soup!"

If any of our readers are on campus, mind lighting a candle at the grotto to get this switched up a bit?




If I stare long enough at this photo, does it count?

Someone got some Stanford-Florida-Too-Much-Focus-On-Basketball in my peanut butter!

I haven't compiled a list of names I'd like to see in the running. Frankly the more I look, the less I like. I see no reason why we can't take all summer to find a replacement, however.

Here's my working list of qualifications:

  • Must be an ND alum. This is not meant to offend the legions of wonderful, supportive subway-alums who cheer for and love ND with every ounce of their being, but going outside of the alums for this job runs too high a risk of more Kevin White. It's exceptionally unlikely that a ND alum will not "get" ND. Possible, but quite improbable.
  • Experience playing in the BCS. I know, that likely eliminates one of the crowd-favorites, but he/she must understand the dynamics and nuances of the BCS that we don't read about in the papers in order to protect and strengthen ND's standing.
  • A lack of a highlight in the resume that says something about "Always has programs that do well in the Director's Cup." I don't care. And often, programs that do well in that cup don't win many championships in any sports anyway. They just have a lot of "strong showings." See also: ND under White's tenure.

Anyone got other qualifications they wish to add, or got a beef with mine? Comment.

PS - If Missy Conboy somehow manages to go beyond "interim," I'm quitting the Father Jenkins Fan Club. The existence of her name on that list is the biggest reason I find that list suspect.

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