Monthly Archives: June 2008
Because We Love Our Readers
We give you this photo. Photoshop it. Caption it. Print it out and paste it to the cubicle wall of a Michigan (sucks!) fan you know and love. Whatever. Just enjoy it. (HT: The Big Lead) Reports from Michigan football … Continue reading
The HLS Totally Non-Homer Top 25 – Preseason Edition 2008 : Also Receiving Votes
If you’d like to know all there is to know about THLSTNHT25-PE, click here. After utilizing a Google Spreadsheet large enough to cover the Google Earth, we’ve managed to figure out what teams are good enough to show up on … Continue reading
Friday Roundup: The “Crap. Taste Is Here.” Edition
It’s the weekend before the Fourth O’July, when Chicago deploys every cop ever hired by the city to write out parking tickets, half of the city’s population stands in a 45 minute line for a single potato chip to take … Continue reading
Bid-ness Is Good
So much for all the Michigan (sucks!) fans that say that ND’s business school curriculum is the same as “General Studies” at UM. (Yep, you guys are right, Calculus doesn’t matter). ND’s Mendoza School of Business is ranked 3rd best … Continue reading
Pete Carroll Hits Cop
You’ve already read this on every other sports website in the world. I just wanted to use the headline even though it’s completely inaccurate. Apparently the cop hit Pete. And not with an asp. Asps, by the way, have to … Continue reading
Matt Zemek Lives in Glass House, Throws Stones, is a Giant Freaking Hypocrite Sucks at Life
Matt Zemek, blogger for Scout.com, and moral authority to us all, took Notre Dame to task, again, because taking Notre Dame to task is one of the 2 standard ways to ensure a lot of traffic to your “work,” and … Continue reading
Eric Hansen May Smoke Crack
I’m not saying he does. But heck, I don’t know that he doesn’t. And based on this piece of trash, I’d guess he does. So-so? Ho-hum? Give me a freaking break! The recruiting this year has been slower than last … Continue reading
The HLS Totally Non-Homer Top 25 – Preseason Edition 2008
While the NCAA Football season still seems depressingly far away, we at HLS have been busy drinking, staring at women on the beach, and hastily cobbling together this year’s edition of The HLS Totally Non-Homer Top 25 – Preaseason Edition. … Continue reading
Another Missive from the Enclave: Flagellum Equus Mortuus
Salve, Magisterium. I was visiting with Brother Bernard, the Enclave’s archivist, the other night and beneath the full, silvery moon, with the sound of his rare, red piglets squealing in the background, Brother Bernard passed on to me a rare … Continue reading
“Bianchi” to Become a Euphemism
Mike Bianchi of the Orlando Sentinel wrote an opinion piece today. And by “wrote an opinion piece,” I mean he blew Urban Meyer; an act to be known, from this point on, as the “Bianchi.” In a piece titled, “IMO … Continue reading
