Listen up fellas.Â If you drive around with a loaded .45 and a couple doobs, you will be dealt with seriously on this team.Â You will be punished severely!Â
Oh man, I really hope I’m not expelled.Â That’d suck.Â I wouldn’t get to play anymore, I wouldn’t get this high quality education I’m getting, no more sorority girls!Â Â Dude, I’m seriously going straight this time.Â No more guns, no more drug-
I am laying down the LAW this time.Â You will be suspended forÂ TWO games – Western Carolina and Chattanooga!Â You won’t get to play in these very, very important opening games this Fall!Â That’s right!Â
Sweeeeeet.Â Who cares about those 2 games?Â Other than using them to potentially pad my stats, they’re meaningless.Â They’re not league play, and I’d have only played the first half anyway because the 2nd and 3rd string guys will play mop-up duty the rest of the way.Â Score.
Hey man, do you know how to get your hands on an AK-47?Â I heardÂ that all the guys atÂ Florida have ’em so I’m going to get me one.Â