May 12, 2008

The Chewbacca Defense of Southern Cal

domer.mq

I was going to ignore the entire “OJ Mayo Took Money From Agents In High School and College” thing. For one, OJ Mayo didn’t play football at Southern Cal. He played basketball, and we’re a college football blog. Second, I didn’t really think it would get much attention outside of enraged UCLA and Notre Dame fans because the entire scenario seemed like a giant “Duh Moment.” Honestly, who among us is actually surprised by this? It was practically assumed that OJ Mayo was receiving payouts from someone or, at the very least, getting courted by agents since his umbilical cord dried up and fell off. But the story has gotten a lot of traction nationally, it does speak to a lack of institutional control at Southern Cal, our one and only rival, and just because it was obvious doesn’t make it right.

And that seems to be the first defense of Southern Cal: They can’t be held responsible when it was so obvious that OJ would do what he did. It’s an argument that’s nearly as stupid as the “everybody does it, so who cares” defense. In fact, both defenses are so stupid that I refuse to waste many keystrokes on them. If you truly believe one and/or the other, I invite you to direct your web browser elsewhere. You’re too stupid to read this site, and literacy coupled with intellects such as yours tend to lead to very sad movies on HBO about “death marches” in various geographies.

The other defense that I keep encountering on the internet, on the radio waves, and at the lunch counter goes something like this: The world has signaled that graduating players and keeping their noses clean comes a distant second to winning, and so Southern Cal and Tim Floydd should not be held accountable. It’s too hard to monitor these players and build a winning team at the same time.

And while the argument nearly follows some semblance of logic, it shares a common trait with the previous 2 defenses in that it’s patently false. It may be very, very hard as administrators and coaches to do everything by the letter of the NCAA law (and the local, state, and federal laws), ensure that the players keep their noses clean, and win, but, frankly, what the hell else are we paying these people for?

These coaches and administrators are paid a ton of money to do all of the things I just mentioned, not most of them. It’s why we positively freaked out at Kevin White when he uttered the famous “Sunday to Friday” comment. We don’t pay coaches millions of dollars to “do all the right things” OR win. We pay them to do it all! And we pay them well! And besides, how much are we really needing to pay them to motivate them to go about trying to win? Aren’t they coaches? Isn’t it inherent within their chosen profession to want to win anyway? Isn’t the compensation entirely designed to entice the coaches to win (something they want to do) while navigating the waters of legal and NCAA codes?

Is the argument by those who would defend Southern Cal that the coaches and administrators aren’t paid enough to keep tabs on their players and make sure the players are on the up-and-up? How about Southern Cal’s NCAA Compliance Officer? Why does that person even bother having a job at all if not to be a thorn in the side of Southern Cal student athletes? Does Southern Cal even have a Compliance Officer? I’m just assuming they do, but considering this and the Reggie Bush thing, maybe they don’t.

All this ranting aside, I want to be clear that I don’t like the idea of giving Southern Cal the “death penalty” at this point. Both the OJ Mayo and Reggie Bush issues seem only to involve agents who want to represent the athletes once they turn pro rather than boosters looking to entice talent to their schools. And Southern Cal, as far as I’m aware, isn’t on probation for committing any similar NCAA violations. But I do support a real, live, actual NCAA investigation with some teeth, and some form of punishment that wont leave Southern Cal bloggers breathing a collective sigh of relief. Forfeiture of TV revenues might be a good start. A few lost scholarships could be a good step.




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8 Comments

At May 12th, 2008 at 5:02 pm, JVH said...

Well said, mq. USC fans should be pissed off to high hell about this. I know I would be if it happened at ND. If they aren’t pissed and they are making excuses like you state, they don’t really have a clue.

I heard one defense from USC is the “Wooden Defense.” It goes something like this: John Wooden made sure his players got taken care of while at UCLA so you Bruins fans should shut up.

Nevermind that John Wooden has been out of basketball for 30-some years.

How about this one, USC fans? It seemed to work for you before: The grass was too high which led OJ Mayo to take $200,000 in benefits before turning pro.

At May 12th, 2008 at 5:58 pm, The Biscuit said...

How can you write this post w/o a picture/video of chewbacca or chewbacca on south park? “This is a wookie. This does not make sense.”

Shame on you.

At May 12th, 2008 at 9:44 pm, domer.mq said...

Sorry about that. Low blood sugar. I fixed it and made the post as God intended.

At May 13th, 2008 at 10:41 am, The Biscuit said...

Phew. Good.

At May 13th, 2008 at 11:11 am, The Biscuit said...

Here’s something I didn’t even know, from ESPN:

Joe McKnight ineligible at USC: The speedy tailback wowed Trojans fans with his dazzling performance against Illinois in the Rose Bowl presented by Citi and now has them holding their collective breath. McKnight was declared ineligible for spring practice after dropping too many classes and falling below the NCAA’s minimum number of credit hours per semester. Carroll insists McKnight will be back in time for preseason camp, but this latest development isn’t a great sign he’ll be at USC for the duration of his career.

At May 13th, 2008 at 12:07 pm, Bad Kermit said...

Even YOU didn’t know something?! Shocking!

At May 13th, 2008 at 1:28 pm, The Biscuit said...

I didn’t know that you were such a tool until now, either. How about that?

I know I know though (I KNOW), I should have said ‘hadn’t even heard of’. Whatever.

At May 13th, 2008 at 1:44 pm, Trey said...

Something that I think further muddies the effectiveness of this argument…Ok, so you cant keep tabs on EVERY athlete in your school. I’ll grant you that. No, we dont want you to be their big brother watching everything they do and everyone they talk to, but at least for your BIG time talent, you have to be aware that agents and boosters are going to TRY to get close to them. To claim ignorance is intentional naiivete and we will not stand for it.

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